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Mystifying experience - can anyone explain?

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    Mystifying experience - can anyone explain?

    Last night I was cycling home. I got to about this point here at about 17:30 : -

    https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@51.44...7i13312!8i6656

    I am always careful at this point. Traffic going out of LOndon has probably been delayed at Clifton roundabout(A20/A205). So drivers are keen to get going.

    On the verge was a female. Large pink suitcase with wheels. She was bending over picking at paper on the floor. With her bottom facing towards the passing traffic. Short skirt, no underwear. I could not look too closely due to traffic.

    However I decided to stop and see if she was okay. I thought she might be on drink/drugs. There are no buses/trains round there. I asked if she was okay - she smiled and said yes thanks. She appeared fine so I toddled off. Aged about 30 I suppose?

    I cannot explain what she was doing there. Maybe not showing the effect of drugs? Argument with boyfriend and left car? Filming a dodgy movie?

    Anyone with better suggestions?

    #2
    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Last night I was cycling home. I got to about this point here at about 17:30 : -

    https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@51.44...7i13312!8i6656

    I am always careful at this point. Traffic going out of LOndon has probably been delayed at Clifton roundabout(A20/A205). So drivers are keen to get going.

    On the verge was a female. Large pink suitcase with wheels. She was bending over picking at paper on the floor. With her bottom facing towards the passing traffic. Short skirt, no underwear. I could not look too closely due to traffic.

    However I decided to stop and see if she was okay. I thought she might be on drink/drugs. There are no buses/trains round there. I asked if she was okay - she smiled and said yes thanks. She appeared fine so I toddled off. Aged about 30 I suppose?

    I cannot explain what she was doing there. Maybe not showing the effect of drugs? Argument with boyfriend and left car? Filming a dodgy movie?

    Anyone with better suggestions?
    You need to upload your GoPro footage before we can make a reasonable assessment.

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      #3
      Looking for customers?
      "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain

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        #4
        Originally posted by barrydidit View Post
        You need to upload your GoPro footage before we can make a reasonable assessment.
        I have been meaning to get one for ages. I need one for the car too. I have only just ditched the fliofax - I am behind the times...

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          #5
          Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
          Looking for customers?
          Inneresting thought. However why put everything you have on display? Its not Amsterdam. And why not proposition me? Not that I would have done anything without permission from NLyUK....

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            #6
            Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
            Looking for customers?
            Sounds very much like it. Without a pretext (e.g. "looking for a train ticket I dropped") they can be done for soliciting.
            Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ here

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              #7
              Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
              Sounds very much like it. Without a pretext (e.g. "looking for a train ticket I dropped") they can be done for soliciting.
              If I see her again I will advise her to join AW. Got to be safer.

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                #8
                Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                Last night I was cycling home. I got to about this point here at about 17:30 : -

                https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@51.44...7i13312!8i6656

                I am always careful at this point. Traffic going out of LOndon has probably been delayed at Clifton roundabout(A20/A205). So drivers are keen to get going.

                On the verge was a female. Large pink suitcase with wheels. She was bending over picking at paper on the floor. With her bottom facing towards the passing traffic. Short skirt, no underwear. I could not look too closely due to traffic.

                However I decided to stop and see if she was okay. I thought she might be on drink/drugs. There are no buses/trains round there. I asked if she was okay - she smiled and said yes thanks. She appeared fine so I toddled off. Aged about 30 I suppose?

                I cannot explain what she was doing there. Maybe not showing the effect of drugs? Argument with boyfriend and left car? Filming a dodgy movie?

                Anyway, I nipped behind the hedge and had a wank.


                Anyone with better suggestions?
                FTFY
                "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                  Inneresting thought. However why put everything you have on display? Its not Amsterdam. And why not proposition me? Not that I would have done anything without permission from NLyUK....
                  Mate, just goes to show that you can't even get it when you're willing to pay for it.

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                    #10
                    I've read your story 3 times now...

                    "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain

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