Contracting, Sexy Time and an Invoicing Conundrum

[MrMarkyMark]

Obviously, for the likes of MF it will strictly be a self dictated solitary exercise, but, what is the contractor protocol, for those that are getting some, when your are called out for some sexy time, during contracted hours?

This could be WFH, or for those more adventurous types, on the quiet or otherwise, in the office.

Knock the ten seconds upwards off your invoice?
Work extra time to compensate?
Join the Labour party, as you like getting something for free?
Don't worry, its a known, but hidden part of a professional day.
Imagine you are John Holmes and relish the fact you are finally getting paid to get laid, on a non solo basis?

Any other suggestions welcome

[original PM]

Obviously, for the likes of MF it will strictly be a self dictated solitary exercise, but, what is the contractor protocol, for those that are getting some, when your are called out for some sexy time, during contracted hours?

This could be WFH, or for those more adventurous types, on the quiet or otherwise, in the office.

Knock the ten seconds upwards off your invoice?
Work extra time to compensate?
Join the Labour party, as you like getting something for free?
Don't worry, its a known, but hidden part of a professional day.
Imagine you are John Holmes and relish the fact you are finally getting paid to get laid, on a non solo basis?

Any other suggestions welcome

Has your missus just given you a blow job whilst you were on a conference call?

[BrilloPad]

In the case of Mary Poppins or more generally?

[MrMarkyMark]

Has your missus just given you a blow job whilst you were on a conference call?

Not quite, its more of a general question and one I have thought about before, rather than immediate .

A very funny thought actually, especially if it was a really big one and you were the chief speaker.

"Sorry I have rather a nasty cough, at the moment"

[BrilloPad]

I wonder what AtW thinks is "sexy time"?

[MrMarkyMark]

I wonder what AtW thinks is "sexy time"?

Always been crystal in our household

As for AtW I wouldn't dare to comment

I'm sure he will be along to make an official statement later.

[BrilloPad]

Always been crystal in our household

For all my wives it means shopping....

[Fronttoback]

Aren't you on your way out of current gig?

Once the pressures off and you know you're on the way out- all gigs are relaxing and enjoyable.

[MrMarkyMark]

Aren't you on your way out of current gig?

Once the pressures off and you know you're on the way out- all gigs are relaxing and enjoyable.

Yup .

Almost 12 months WFH, has been quite relaxing for quite a little while.

The best bit is my handover is going fairly well for once, that most probably helps too.

[northernladyuk]

The old man has the reverse problem when he does his books while noshing a magistrate in the end cubicle at Wigan Wallgate.