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The MrMarkyMark I'm not getting any brainfart thread

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    The MrMarkyMark I'm not getting any brainfart thread

    Admin, can you please rollup the last two dozen or so Marky Mark threads into this one please, I'm finding it difficult to find out about his exciting life by having to open so many different threads

    Thx

    MF
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

    #2
    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Admin, can you please rollup the last two dozen or so Marky Mark threads into this one please, I'm finding it difficult to find out about his exciting life by having to open so many different threads

    Thx

    MF
    I had a word with WTFH.

    They will start on mine once the archiving of your entire post history is wrapped up in the CUK Walter Mitty Thread.

    Please PM WTFH for more details.
    The Chunt of Chunts.

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      #3
      Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
      I had a word with WTFH.

      They will start on mine once the archiving of your entire post history is wrapped up in the CUK Walter Mitty Thread.

      Please PM WTFH for more details.
      That's a work in progress. We were going to archive all his posts, but then decided to filter out the fantasy ones and just leave the genuine stuff. Made it to 2015 and haven't found anything yet.
      …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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        #4
        Originally posted by WTFH View Post
        That's a work in progress. We were going to archive all his posts, but then decided to filter out the fantasy ones and just leave the genuine stuff. Made it to 2015 and haven't found anything yet.
        When you have the final list we can hold an open CUK poll to decide which ones to actually keep.

        Its only fair ™
        The Chunt of Chunts.

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          #5
          Originally posted by WTFH View Post
          That's a work in progress. We were going to archive all his posts, but then decided to filter out the fantasy ones and just leave the genuine stuff. Made it to 2015 and haven't found anything yet.
          Just concatenate them into a single post.

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            #6
            Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
            Just concatenate them into a single post.
            Isn't there a post limit of 10,000 characters? Will that be enough?

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              #7
              Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
              Just extrapolate them into a single post.
              FTFY
              When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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                #8
                Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                Isn't there a post limit of 10,000 characters? Will that be enough?
                Concatenate them into a single document, turn it into an image, and if anyone wants to read it, they can.

                If there are image size problems, then it will need to be a video of a scrolling document.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
                  Concatenate them into a single document, turn it into an image, and if anyone wants to read it, they can.

                  If there are image size problems, then it will need to be a video of a scrolling document.
                  We can always perform extra filtering of the result set.

                  Remove posts with:-

                  Vile, drunken, abuse to other members.
                  Any mention of the 1st Class Lounge.
                  Any boasting, I am, threads.
                  Losing gambling threads.
                  Threatening to chin someone, either professionally or for pleasure.
                  Sledges.

                  And see what we are left with.

                  Oh hang on, that just left me with a Null result set
                  The Chunt of Chunts.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
                    We can always perform extra filtering of the result set.

                    Remove posts with:-

                    Vile, drunken, abuse to other members.
                    Any mention of the 1st Class Lounge.
                    Any boasting, I am, threads.
                    Losing gambling threads.
                    Threatening to chin someone, either professionally or for pleasure.
                    Sledges.

                    And see what we are left with.

                    Oh hang on, that just left me with a Null result set
                    Still left with whining about his permie pole-choking jobs.

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