I wonder how much they would pay for this

[BoredBloke]

Greater Manchester Gypsy and Traveller Accommodation Needs Assessment

Entry Date: 20/11/2006
Reference: S2G06112019378/01
Type of document: Contract notice
Country: United Kingdom
NUTS code: UKD
UKD3
UKD31
UKD32
1. Title: GREATER MANCHESTER GYPSY AND TRAVELLER ACCOMMODATION NEEDS ASSESSMENT
Quote Ref: GO 06111626/01
2. Awarding Authority: Stockport Metropolitan Borough Council, Adults and Communities Directorate, Strategic Housing, 4th Floor, Stopford House, Piccadilly, Stockport,, SK1 3XE. Tel: 0161 474 4390. Fax: 0161 474 4337. Email:[email protected]. Web: www.stockport.gov.uk. (CLARE REDFERN).
Type of contracting authority: Regional or local authority.
Main activity or activities: General Public Services.
3. Contract type: Services.
Award procedure: Competitive contract notice.
4. Description: Research services.
The contract is to carry out a Gypsy and Traveller Accommodation Needs Assessment. The Assessment will cover all ten local authorities within Greater Manchester. The purpose of the research is to provide a robust evidence base to inform strategic decision making and policy development in relation to the current and future accommodation needs and aspirations of Gypsies and Travellers. The research will provide evidence at both sub-regional and individual authority level.
5. CPV Code: 73110000: Research services.
6. NUTS code: UKD, UKD3, UKD31, UKD32
7. Main site or location of works, main place of delivery or main place of performance: North West, Greater Manchester, Greater Manchester South, Greater Manchester North.
8. Reference attributed by awarding authority: Not provided.
9. Estimated value of requirement: Not provided.
10. Deadline for expressions of interest: 11.12.2006 (16:00).
11. Address to which they must be sent: As in awarding authority.
12. Other information: Not provided.
13. Submitted date: 17.11.2006.

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I could do this i reckon - How much do you reckon I could sting them for?

[Lucy]

0.5m ?

[BoredBloke]

Half a million to find a field for a load of gippos?

"The purpose of the research is to provide a robust evidence base to inform strategic decision making and policy development in relation to the current and future accommodation needs and aspirations of Gypsies and Travellers."

So a bit of market research and data crunching.....

[Lucy]

It's the council.

[John Galt]

It's the council.

Oh right, well in that case at least 10 times the amount of money that the job will either save or create

[Mordac]

They need to get jobs, stop living on private land and stop teaching their bloody kids to behave like thieving pikeys.

There, job done, where do I send the invoice?

[ratewhore]

accommodation needs? A caravan...

Next!!

[hyperD]

About £10. A small piece of paper containing the words:

Personal. Choices. Consequences.

Oh, and keeping with the bloated tautologies of council policies, another line in Gyppo-speak containing the words:

Can't. Have. Your. Cake. And. Eat. It.

[tim123]

Do you really think that you could do it?

Or do you mean that you can just write a report that says the councils need do nothing to address this?

tim