The something someone once said that was funny thread

[DimPrawn]

Just remembered an incident many years ago.

I was working with an Irish girl named Sharon Burke and had a bit of a disagreement with her on something she messed up. I was her boss.

Right in the middle of the argument in the office, she shouted.

"Look, I'm a woman, a blonde, I'm Irish, my name is Sharon and I'm a Burke, what did you expect?"

Still makes me laugh when I think about it.

(I'll get me coat)

[Mailman]

Was she hot?

Mailman

[DimPrawn]

Yes.

[Xenophon]

Yes.

Hmmmm. Fit and a sense of humour. Cashback!!

[EternalOptimist]

A mate of mine was in Butlins many years ago. There was a local medallion man who used to sneak into the camp disco to dance with the young dollies and get them in the clinches during the slowies.

He was rubbing up against a scouse bird when she must have felt his boner against her leg, just as the music went low everyone heard the classic lines

'Dont worry love, its just a packet of swizzles in my pocket'
'Oh yeh, warrave yer done ? ate half of them ?'




I'll get me coat

[kramer]

is a camp disco somewhere the village people go?

*Coat*

[scriptfromscratch]

did you hear about the back street abortionist whos business folded? . . . . his ferret died

[Phoenix]

did you hear about the back street abortionist whos business folded? . . . . his ferret died

Performing an abortion on a ferret.....

[scriptfromscratch]

with a ferret

[Phoenix]

with a ferret

No wonder his company went bust...with a ferret as a partner