• Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
  • Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!

Moron of the day

Collapse
X
  •  
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

    Moron of the day

    Man with DEVAST8 face tattoo struggling to get a job 

    A New Zealand man with a large DEVAST8 face tattoo says it is preventing him from finding a job.



    How has he not thought about just growing a beard, better be thought a hipster than a moron
    Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
    I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

    I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

    #2
    Lol I saw that. What a tool.
    'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

    Comment


      #3
      Surely a circus or freak show must have an opening somewhere.

      He probably just needs to broaden his horizons
      The Chunt of Chunts.

      Comment


        #4
        Being 19, fresh out of prison isn't doing him any favors either...

        Comment


          #5
          I read this and TBF he had it done to him by his cellmate (and brother) while paralytic..

          How do inmates get access to tattoo pens anyway?
          "Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon Musk

          Comment


            #6
            Originally posted by sal View Post
            Being 19, fresh out of prison isn't doing him any favors either...
            He is not fit for the criminal fraternity either because he is too recognisable.
            "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

            Comment


              #7
              Options:

              1) grow a beard
              2) get the rest of your face done the same colour
              England's greatest sailor since Nelson lost the armada.

              Comment


                #8
                Originally posted by Uncle Albert View Post
                Options:

                1) grow a beard
                2) get the rest of your face done the same colour
                3) wear balaklava at work...

                Comment


                  #9
                  Originally posted by AtW View Post
                  3) wear balaklava at work...
                  If you're a bank robber, it would be part of the uniform anyway

                  Comment


                    #10
                    Originally posted by barrydidit View Post
                    If you're a banker, it should be part of the uniform anyway
                    FTFY

                    Comment

                    Working...
                    X