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    Brexit: Theresa May warned that slashing food standards to win US trade deal could spell disaster for farmers | The Independent

    Let us now speculate about how British cuisine will develop post Brexit. Here are some suggestions:

    Chicken in Chlorine
    Beef Stroganoff, with noodles and stewed steroids
    Mackerel smoked in Mustard Gas
    Bacon and Phosgene Flavoured Crisps
    Methylated Spirit Trifle
    I'm alright Jack

    #2
    Unicorn roadkill.

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      #3
      I believe the quote from Liam Fox in this morning Metro was in the line of:

      This is just a minor point, that will come up at the very end of the trade negotiations
      Meaning that it will be accepted not to waste all the time and energy that went into the rest of the talks...

      Not that it's some kind of a surprise for anyone, we all knew it's coming.

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        #4
        Just shop at Morrisons FFS!

        http://www.independent.co.uk/news/bu...-a7839441.html
        http://www.cih.org/news-article/disp...housing_market

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          #5
          Crushed saboteur.

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            #6
            Originally posted by BlasterBates View Post
            Brexit: Theresa May warned that slashing food standards to win US trade deal could spell disaster for farmers | The Independent

            Let us now speculate about how British cuisine will develop post Brexit. Here are some suggestions:

            Chicken in Chlorine
            Beef Stroganoff, with noodles and stewed steroids
            Mackerel smoked in Mustard Gas
            Bacon and Phosgene Flavoured Crisps
            Methylated Spirit Trifle
            Sounds better in French

            Poulet au chlore
            Stroganoff de boeuf, avec des nouilles et des stéroïdes
            Le maquereau a fumé dans le moutarde gaz
            Crisps aromatisés au bacon et au phosgène
            Mélange d'esprit méthylé
            "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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              #7
              You missed out "Antibiotic stew", or "Ragoût contre les bactéries"
              Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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                #8
                Originally posted by BlasterBates View Post
                Brexit: Theresa May warned that slashing food standards to win US trade deal could spell disaster for farmers | The Independent

                Let us now speculate about how British cuisine will develop post Brexit. Here are some suggestions:

                Chicken in Chlorine
                Beef Stroganoff, with noodles and stewed steroids
                Mackerel smoked in Mustard Gas
                Bacon and Phosgene Flavoured Crisps
                Methylated Spirit Trifle
                Or just buy British Organic. FFS will you give it a fookin rest, the EU gave us horse flavoured beef (or was it beef flavoured horse?). Or don't you trust the missus not to buy American?
                His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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                  #9
                  why don't you boys carry on choking on the cucumbers?

                  Germany warned over food scares | The Independent

                  Comes to something when even the Russians ban your food.

                  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2013_horse_meat_scandal

                  Or horse sausages
                  Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                    #10
                    Chicken Salad with E. Coli dressing

                    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2015_U..._coli_outbreak

                    I'm alright Jack

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