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    Suppositories....

    Got a touch of the metrics, have to stick something up my bum for the first time, and I'm not gay.

    I'm kacking myself, incase I like it......

    Seriously though, just how difficult is it?

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    Originally posted by stek View Post
    Seriously though, just how difficult is it?
    It's far easier if you have a beer first....

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      #3
      Originally posted by stek View Post
      Got a touch of the metrics, have to stick something up my bum for the first time, and I'm not gay.

      I'm kacking myself, incase I like it......

      Seriously though, just how difficult is it?
      Well, if you let Shaunbhoy kiss your neck first it's not too bad
      What happens in General, stays in General.
      You know what they say about assumptions!

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        #4
        Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
        Well, if you let Shaunbhoy kiss your neck first it's not too bad
        Just because that works for you MF..........
        “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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          #5
          Get down queens court, order a pink gin, wait 5 minutes and you'll have a new friend who'll be happy to oblige.

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            #6
            My doctor pushed mine up the first time. Odd, as he had both hands on my shoulders at the time....
            First Law of Contracting: Only the strong survive

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              #7
              An old hillbilly farmer with a severe case of hemorrhoids visited the doctor. The doctor prescribed some very powerful suppositories and asked the man to come back in a couple of weeks.
              The old farmer had never used suppositories before and didn't realize they weren't a pill to be taken orally.

              Two weeks later, the old farmer, in even more discomfort from the hemorrhoids, sees the doctor again. The doctor asks him how the suppositories are working?

              The old farmer says, "For all the good they done me, I might just as well have shoved them up my ass!"

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                #8
                Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
                I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

                I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by stek View Post
                  Got a touch of the metrics, have to stick something up my bum for the first time, and I'm not gay.

                  I'm kacking myself, incase I like it......

                  Seriously though, just how difficult is it?
                  Ask your wife (or a carefully chosen professional) to fist you with no lube first.

                  The suppository will then feel like a blessing.

                  PS. If you don't have a good relationship with the aforesaid wife, or carefully chosen professional, I suggest you forego my first recommendation and rely on your own fair hand instead.

                  Good Luck
                  The Chunt of Chunts.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by stek View Post
                    Got a touch of the metrics, have to stick something up my bum for the first time, and I'm not gay.

                    I'm kacking myself, incase I like it......

                    Seriously though, just how difficult is it?
                    You will like it HTH BIDI
                    Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
                    I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

                    I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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