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PurpleGorilla
14th August 2017, 09:08
Nigel Farage: The Movie snapped up by Hollywood as studio set to sign £60m deal (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/08/13/nigel-farage-movie-snapped-hollywood-studio-set-sign-60m-deal/)

original PM
14th August 2017, 09:10
Nigel Farage: The Movie snapped up by Hollywood as studio set to sign £60m deal (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/08/13/nigel-farage-movie-snapped-hollywood-studio-set-sign-60m-deal/)

Can it be any worse than the emoji movie?

PurpleGorilla
14th August 2017, 09:13
Can it be any worse than the emoji movie?

As long as Spielberg doesn't have anything to do with it.

That man has a habit of adding an extra hour to the end of a dreadful script...

as in A.I.

Worst film ever?

BrilloPad
14th August 2017, 09:18
Only 1 in 10 films make it from pre production to the screen.

We can only hope this one will be one of the 9.

Though if it does make it through, presumably Farage will be played by an American(as English are always baddies).

vetran
14th August 2017, 09:53
how are they going to make a Sequel?

will we see Grexit, Frexit & Ixit the movie

What's the betting Nigel will have a Texan drawl?

We can get Martin Sheen or Mel Gibson to play JC Drunker!

Angelina Jolie playing Merkel?

BlasterBates
14th August 2017, 09:55
The final episode is WW III as Trump and Rees-Mogg declare war on the EU.

WTFH
14th August 2017, 09:57
how are they going to make a Sequel?

will we see Grexit, Frexit & Ixit the movie

What's the betting Nigel will have a Texan drawl?

We can get Martin Sheen or Mel Gibson to play JC Drunker!

Angelina Jolie playing Merkel?

James Field will play Nigel.

BrilloPad
14th August 2017, 10:01
The final episode is WW III as Trump and Rees-Mogg declare war on the EU.

3 years late WW1. 4 years late WW2. So presumably 5 years late this time?

northernladyuk
14th August 2017, 10:04
James Field will play Nigel.

Nicholas Cage, surely?

vetran
14th August 2017, 10:27
Nicholas Cage, surely?

I can just see him doing an 'Heroic Stance' in the EU Parliament and saying 'You know these expenses are even more generous than in the UK, why do you think I come here?'

BrilloPad
14th August 2017, 10:29
Apparently casting are already look at a whining jellyfish. To play a CUK remoaner.

northernladyuk
14th August 2017, 10:30
3 years late WW1. 4 years late WW2. So presumably 5 years late this time?

So do you think the USA should have entered the WW2 to defend Nanking in December 1937?

WTFH
14th August 2017, 10:36
So do you think the USA should have entered the WW2 to defend Nanking in December 1937?

The US only entered after they had financially got as much benefit as they could.

northernladyuk
14th August 2017, 10:40
The US only entered after they had financially got as much benefit as they could.

Which was coincidentally exactly one day after the Pearl Harbour attack?

NickFitz
14th August 2017, 10:52
From TFA: One source said Mr Gunster will be portrayed as a "respected US expert being employed to control these British lunatics in the referendum."

Sounds like they're going for a realistic depiction :rolleyes:

greenlake
14th August 2017, 14:07
Nigel Farage: The Movie snapped up by Hollywood as studio set to sign £60m deal (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/08/13/nigel-farage-movie-snapped-hollywood-studio-set-sign-60m-deal/)

The picture of Nigel Farage in the above article....

http://i.imgur.com/Al5FrBR.jpg

....reminded me of Nigel Small-Fawcett in Never Say Never Again....

http://i.imgur.com/0TVDMcE.jpg

PurpleGorilla
14th August 2017, 14:09
The picture of Nigel Farage in the above article....

http://i.imgur.com/Al5FrBR.jpg

....reminded me of Nigel Small-Fawcett in Never Say Never Again....

http://i.imgur.com/0TVDMcE.jpg

Indeed, though it's single breasted so perhaps:

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-6ZKkjCGKP5Y/Tl3qFtg58xI/AAAAAAAAA8E/i-jjoEKkCs8/s1600/Scaramanga+3.png

northernladyuk
14th August 2017, 14:17
Apparently casting are already look at a whining jellyfish. To play a CUK remoaner.

Will you have a cameo role as the Brexiteer cry baby, weeping about the nasty Bremoaner stings?

shaunbhoy
14th August 2017, 15:05
Apparently casting are already look at a whining jellyfish. To play a CUK remoaner.

They have already recruited a few extras for the post-Referendum CUK Losers party...............here are scooter, darmy, and sas chilling! :laugh

https://image.shutterstock.com/z/stock-photo-zombies-d-illustration-564736963.jpg

northernladyuk
14th August 2017, 15:17
They have already recruited a few extras for the post-Referendum CUK Losers party...............here are scooter, darmy, and sas chilling! :laugh

https://image.shutterstock.com/z/stock-photo-zombies-d-illustration-564736963.jpg

And you already own all the props you need.

http://c8.alamy.com/comp/ERP40C/a-larger-lady-sits-on-her-mobility-scooter-with-her-pet-dog-ERP40C.jpg

darmstadt
14th August 2017, 16:18
I see the standard of humour has gone down in Brexitland since the vote, must be the results of dumbing down...

shaunbhoy
14th August 2017, 16:53
must be the results of dumbing down...

Whining morons like YOU are the main result of dumbing down. Still, at least we exported you to somewhere that tolerates mediocrity more sympathetically.

:laugh