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    Man 'kills himself with a shotgun tying trigger to penis' | Daily Mail Online

    Man 'kills himself with a shotgun after tying the trigger to his penis'
    A 30-year-old man was found dead in Murcia, southeastern Spain
    He had a shotgun between his legs with his penis tied to the trigger
    Police in Murcia say they believe the man committed suicide


    Poor sod.
    Last edited by vetran; 17 August 2017, 19:39. Reason: me being not very nice :(
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

    #2
    Did he misunderstand the instruction to cock both barrels?

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      #3
      alright Cock!

      Sounds like he went off half cocked.
      Last edited by PurpleGorilla; 17 August 2017, 20:53.
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        #4
        Originally posted by RSoles View Post
        Did he misunderstand the instruction to cock both barrels?
        Originally posted by PurpleGorilla View Post
        Sounds like he went off half cocked.
        Either way, he's a stiff.

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          #5
          What a dick.
          What happens in General, stays in General.
          You know what they say about assumptions!

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            #6
            I've seen that in an old cartoon somewhere, possibly a vintage jazz mag. The guy was strapped in a chair in front of a naked lady with a sytem of ropes and pulleys connecting his flacid member to the trigger of a gun pointed at his head.

            I forget what the caption was, but I don't feel a Google image search would be the best course of action to try to find out.
            Originally posted by Nigel Farage MEP - 2016-06-24 04:00:00
            "I hope this victory brings down this failed project and leads us to a Europe of sovereign nation states, trading together, being friends together, cooperating together, and let's get rid of the flag, the anthem, Brussels, and all that has gone wrong."

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              #7
              Originally posted by rl4engc View Post
              I've seen that in an old cartoon somewhere, possibly a vintage jazz mag. The guy was strapped in a chair in front of a naked lady with a sytem of ropes and pulleys connecting his flacid member to the trigger of a gun pointed at his head.

              I forget what the caption was, but I don't feel a Google image search would be the best course of action to try to find out.
              I heard once the Nazis used that to torture allied PoWs.

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                #8
                Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                I heard once the Nazis used that to torture allied PoWs.
                That was just Gunther's joke. Although, like all German jokes, it's no laughing matter.

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                  #9
                  That's one way to ensure you die happy.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by PhiltheGreek View Post
                    That was just Gunther's joke. Although, like all German jokes, it's no laughing matter.
                    You shot any cocks lately Phil?
                    His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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