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I really hate horse flies

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    I really hate horse flies

    Three bites on my back. Ow ow and ow.
    Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

    #2
    Oh dear. Sounds more like bed bugs

    From the Wikipedia article Bed bug infestation

    Bed bugs classically form a line of bites colloquially referred to as "breakfast, lunch, and dinner" ...
    You haven't noticed any "black ladybirds" near or in your bed have you?
    Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ here

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      #3
      Not a line of bites, and it happened while I was by the pool.
      Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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        #4
        Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
        Not a line of bites, and it happened while I was by the pool.
        I think I may see the problem here.

        What happens in General, stays in General.
        You know what they say about assumptions!

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          #5
          My grandad used to say that the trick was not to disturb them if you get bitten. 'Let them sook'.
          They inject digestive fluids in and then suck them out again, disturbing them leave more juice in, a bigger swelling.
          Never been able to not swat the bastards though.

          I got bitten in the nether regions by one yesterday, boy did that hurt.

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            #6
            Yuck!

            THE HORROR TREE: The Bot Fly
            "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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              #7
              Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
              Three bites on my back. Ow ow and ow.
              Been nailed a few times this year when out on the tractor. Not had problems before, but seems loads of them this year. Our neighbour has seen the same increase. Must be the weather.

              Nasty critters. Bites will itch quite badly for a week
              I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man

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                #8
                Originally posted by RSoles View Post
                My grandad used to say that the trick was not to disturb them if you get bitten. 'Let them sook'.
                They inject digestive fluids in and then suck them out again, disturbing them leave more juice in, a bigger swelling.
                Never been able to not swat the bastards though.

                I got bitten in the nether regions by one yesterday, boy did that hurt.
                Not sure I could watch them bite me. Bitten a few times on Monday, usually takes a few days to go down.

                I'm obsessed with not being bitten.

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                  #9
                  Lot of people recommend Skin so soft by Avon

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                    #10
                    Nasty feckers them. Apparently they don't stick a proboscis into you, they actually bite off a chunk of skin.

                    No wonder they hurt

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