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DimPrawn
24th November 2006, 17:02
Come on me CUK lovelies, vote for the sexiest CUKer here!

SallyAnne
24th November 2006, 17:03
Come on me CUK lovelies, vote for the sexiest CUKer here!


Why does it take so long for the poll to appear?!! :tantrum:

DimPrawn
24th November 2006, 17:04
Patience!!!

Now please vote for me carefully.

sasguru
24th November 2006, 17:05
Why thank you, whoever it was ...

SallyAnne
24th November 2006, 17:05
Why cant we choose multiples?!

And the best bloke on this board isn't on the list!

2/10 for effort.

DimPrawn
24th November 2006, 17:06
:rolleyes:

sasguru
24th November 2006, 17:06
Why cant we choose multiples?!

And the best bloke on this board isn't on the list!

2/10 for effort.

I am. You must have missed me :D

DimPrawn
24th November 2006, 17:06
Why cant we choose multiples?!

And the best bloke on this board isn't on the list!

2/10 for effort.

I beg to differ!

I've even made it easy for you!!!

:cool1:

Forumbore
24th November 2006, 17:07
Why thank you, whoever it was ...

good to see that you and DP have bothered to cast your votes

DimPrawn
24th November 2006, 17:07
I think we can see a winner emerging!!

Logie
24th November 2006, 17:07
Do you think this'll lead to the first CUK wedding ?

SallyAnne
24th November 2006, 17:08
Infact - out of my top 5, only 2 of them appear!

I PAH your poll!

sasguru
24th November 2006, 17:08
good to see that you and DP have bothered to cast your votes

Moi?

Forumbore
24th November 2006, 17:09
Moi?

Unfortubnatly you have no way of knowing whether your votes are cast by men or women.

Logie
24th November 2006, 17:10
I quite fancy myself so I've given myself a vote :cool:

DimPrawn
24th November 2006, 17:10
Hey, beggars can't be choosers.

sasguru
24th November 2006, 17:10
Unfortubnatly you have no way of knowing whether your votes are cast by men or women.

Jealousy will get you nowhere, my son ...

Pondlife
24th November 2006, 17:11
Have Judge Fred or Capn Jack voted yet?

Logie
24th November 2006, 17:11
Hey, beggars can't be choosers.

Ok, Logie I don't fancy you any more.

Fine, humph

SallyAnne
24th November 2006, 17:12
I cant believe 6 people have voted!!!!

I havn't voted yet - Lucy have you?

Forumbore
24th November 2006, 17:13
I cant believe 6 people have voted!!!!

I havn't voted yet - Lucy have you?

And it does'nt take an einstein to work out who.

Lucy
24th November 2006, 17:19
No, I've been upstairs getting some soup.

I'm torn between the new and improved Baggpuss or sasguru or Xeno, who to choose. Oh and Mordy is sweet....

See you've split your own vote DP :bluelight

SallyAnne
24th November 2006, 17:22
No, I've been upstairs getting some soup.

I'm torn between the new and improved Baggpuss or sasguru or Xeno, who to choose.

See you've split your own vote DP :bluelight


I would put Xen in the top 5, maybe SAS aswell actually, but Bagpuss wold have to look like Brad Pitt and have 2 knobs to even get onto the "maybe"'s!

EqualOpportunities, Ivor, and Zeity get my other top places.

Lucy
24th November 2006, 17:24
I would put Xen in the top 5, maybe SAS aswell actually, but Bagpuss wold have to look like Brad Pitt and have 2 knobs to even get onto the "maybe"'s!

EqualOpportunities, Ivor, and Zeity get my other top places.

Oh yes, of course, I forgot about them.

We need a poll about who we fancy the least.

Dobra
24th November 2006, 17:24
No, I've been upstairs getting some soup.

:bluelight

In poland you would be very at home. We love our soup.

SallyAnne
24th November 2006, 17:24
Oh yes, of course, I forgot about them.

FB we need a poll about who we fancy the least.

Yes - that would be MUCH easier :)

SallyAnne
24th November 2006, 17:28
At least we now know that SAS is Betty!

sasguru
24th November 2006, 17:29
At least we now know that SAS is Betty!

Nah. Not me. I am Lucy though ...

PS Thanks whoever voted for me (unless you're a bloke). I've got a nice warm feeling to take with me to the pub now. ;)
Nice weekend, all.

Lucy
24th November 2006, 17:31
Nah. Not me. I am Lucy though ...


That's right.

And what a clever, intelligent, wonderful person you are sas !

sasguru
24th November 2006, 17:34
That's right.

And what a clever, intelligent, wonderful person you are sas !

You too !

Lucy
24th November 2006, 17:36
Thanks.

But I still aint voting for you.

MarillionFan
24th November 2006, 17:37
"And the best bloke on this board isn't on the list"

Well Im not up there and I have the cutest avatar!!!! Chicks dig a baby. Did I tell you I have a small puppy and train dolphins as well! :D

Judge Fred
24th November 2006, 17:39
Well I think Sasguru is scrummy. Least his persona tells me, he's a beefy bear with a no nonsense attitude.

Bliss. :p

sasguru
24th November 2006, 17:40
Well I think Sasguru is scrummy. Least his persona tells me, he's a beefy bear with a no nonsense attitude.

Bliss. :p

Oh no! Its not gay stalker back again. Please tell me you didn't vote for me, please, please.... :D

Lucy
24th November 2006, 17:41
Have you lost your way home Fred ?

sasguru
24th November 2006, 17:42
Did I tell you I have a small puppy ...

Perhaps that's the problem?

MarillionFan
24th November 2006, 17:45
Between me and you Sas my todger is huge!!!

Well, it can fill a pram.

BOOM BOOM!

Judge Fred
24th November 2006, 17:46
I certainly did vote for you Sas. If I was up there would you do the same??? :p

Lucy
24th November 2006, 17:50
You do have the cutest av. MF.

But the big todger thing, well, it's not all we care about.

To BI or not to BI?
24th November 2006, 17:51
Why cant we choose multiples?!

And the best bloke on this board isn't on the list!

2/10 for effort.

Exactly, you tell them!!:D

MarillionFan
24th November 2006, 17:52
Exactly, you tell them!!:D

Of course I know that. I have money a nice house and car as well. :rolleyes:

Lucy
24th November 2006, 17:53
Are you kind and attractive and intelligent ?

To BI or not to BI?
24th November 2006, 17:53
Of course I know that. I have money a nice house and car as well. :rolleyes:

I havwe a motorbike and 4 baseball bats:p

To BI or not to BI?
24th November 2006, 17:56
Are you kind and attractive and intelligent ?

... and I am kind and attractive and intelligent, too, in five tongues

DimPrawn
24th November 2006, 17:56
Are you kind and attractive and intelligent ?

No he's kind of unattractive and likes Marrilion. How intelligent is that?

MarillionFan
24th November 2006, 18:21
Plus im not a willy woofter helios.

Tonic
24th November 2006, 18:53
Cant beleive I'm not on it... *grins* Suppose i should work less and talk more?

threaded
24th November 2006, 19:09
According to the girlies I know who visit here it is threaded.

HTH

:banana:

TheOmegaMan
25th November 2006, 00:40
It doesn't matter who they fancy - I am the last man alive. Unless they like zombie cock, I have the only frankfurter in town.

Mordac
25th November 2006, 14:24
Oh and Mordy is sweet....

:D

And definitely better looking than MF and Threaded. (Think Alan Shearer - so I'm told - with a bit more hair and wthout the annoying Geordie accent - sorry Sal)
Come on ladies, you know it makes sense. A vote for Mordy is a vote for common sense. :p

SallyAnne
25th November 2006, 14:26
:D

And definitely better looking than MF and Threaded. (Think Alan Shearer - so I'm told - with a bit more hair and wthout the annoying Geordie accent - sorry Sal)
Come on ladies, you know it makes sense. A vote for Mordy is a vote for common sense. :p


Yes, you've always seemed nice actually.

But the stupid poll only allows one choice, and I've already voted I'm afraid.

Lucy
25th November 2006, 14:44
Yes, you've always seemed nice actually.

But the stupid poll only allows one choice, and I've already voted I'm afraid.


Who did you vote for Sal ?

I guess the number of votes is a good indication of how many accounts some individuals have !!!

xoggoth
25th November 2006, 18:11
I'm going to vote for Dim 'cos he is rich and sexy and I really fancy him.

xxx rated lady
25th November 2006, 18:12
Correction

I'm going to vote for Dim 'cos he is rich and sexy and I really fancy him.

MarillionFan
25th November 2006, 19:53
"And definitely better looking than MF and Threaded. (Think Alan Shearer - so I'm told - with a bit more hair and wthout the annoying Geordie accent - sorry Sal)" Guffaw

Think Peter Sutcliffe with a higher body count and suuuuuffffff london drawl.

DaveB
25th November 2006, 22:33
*sigh* overlooked again :(

Was it the body odour or the spinach in my teeth? I can change you know!

Churchill
26th November 2006, 10:03
Oi Lucy, do you like Doggy?

Spartacus
26th November 2006, 20:21
Don't forget, all of the nominees either are (or have at some time in the past claimed to be) me.

sasguru
27th November 2006, 09:36
I guess the number of votes is a good indication of how many accounts some individuals have !!!

I have only one account - unlike that saddo atw with his multiple accounts. I guess we know who the "women" is... :rollin: :rollin:

Zippy
27th November 2006, 09:44
:D

And definitely better looking than MF and Threaded. (Think Alan Shearer - so I'm told - with a bit more hair and wthout the annoying Geordie accent - sorry Sal)
Come on ladies, you know it makes sense. A vote for Mordy is a vote for common sense. :p

I can't resist shameless begging so I voted for you. Enjoy! :)

sasguru
27th November 2006, 09:50
I can't resist shameless begging so I voted for you. Enjoy! :)

So you're a lady? Or is that lady-boy?

Zippy
27th November 2006, 09:54
So you're a lady? Or is that lady-boy?

Remove the -boy bit and you've got it.

Spartacus
27th November 2006, 10:04
Remove the -boy bit and you've got it.
True, but a bit drastic (and somewhat sore afterwards I imagine).

DimPrawn
27th November 2006, 10:07
I managed to get four votes and only three of them were from me, so someone loves me!

Spartacus
27th November 2006, 10:12
According to a documentary I watched, it makes your eyes water a tad... :eek:
Yes, I've heard about those sorts of "documentary", you mucky bugger.

Spartacus
27th November 2006, 10:19
:eek:

Please stop, it's nearly time for elevenses.

SallyAnne
27th November 2006, 10:32
You mean you don't want to hear about the chap who stood on his Prince Albert... :eek:

I nearly fainted when I saw the results... :eek:

A fate worse than death... :eek:


He stood on it??? How??!!

Spartacus
27th November 2006, 10:33
No, I didn't.

:(

:help: I'm trapped in this thread and I can't get off.

SallyAnne
27th November 2006, 10:35
No, I didn't.

:(

:help: I'm trapped in this thread and I can't get off.


Is it because you're hoping your voting results will go up each time you look at it? :)

Edit: Oops - you're not even on the list! I take it back :)

Spartacus
27th November 2006, 10:36
Is it because you're hoping your voting results will go up each time you look at it? :)
I didn't appear on the ballot paper.

This vote has been organised by the Birmingham Labour Party and I claim my brown paper bag stuffed with used, non-sequential fivers.

SallyAnne
27th November 2006, 10:37
Drunk.

Attempts to remove boxer shorts.

Prince Albert is caught in boxers...

Stands up whilst standing on boxers...

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!


Took more than a year of reconstructive surgery.

That was the first 5 mins of the prog. :eek:

I switched off then.


:rollin: What a noob!

Spartacus
27th November 2006, 10:38
:rollin: What a noob!
You wouldn't have made such an elementary error I take it? :p

SallyAnne
27th November 2006, 10:39
You wouldn't have made such an elementary error I take it? :p


Well: -

a) I dont have a knob
b) I dont take my underwear off whlie sitting on the floor, and
c) I dont think I could get my foot up that far to be able to stand on it, if I had one!

...so, no :)

Xenophon
27th November 2006, 14:14
Aw, cheers for my one vote.

:)

Contract has gone all busy (what a drag!) so gonna have to do more work at the mo and therefore probably won't have much posting time.

:eek:

SallyAnne
27th November 2006, 14:28
Aw, cheers for my one vote.

:)

Contract has gone all busy (what a drag!) so gonna have to do more work at the mo and therefore probably won't have much posting time.

:eek:


Well hurry back to us Xen - it wont be the same without you.

Lucifer Box
27th November 2006, 19:43
One week you're the envy of all and adored by literally two or three people, the next you're just another piece of shit lying forgotten at the bottom of the stairs.

Such are the perils and pitfalls of the typical IT contractor.

sasguru
27th November 2006, 19:52
One week you're the envy of all and adored by literally two or three people, the next you're just another piece of shit lying forgotten at the bottom of the stairs.

Such are the perils and pitfalls of the typical IT contractor.

A terrier-like consistency is all ;)

SallyAnne
27th November 2006, 20:23
One week you're the envy of all and adored by literally two or three people, the next you're just another piece of shit lying forgotten at the bottom of the stairs.

Such are the perils and pitfalls of the typical IT contractor.


I still love you honey x x x

Lucifer Box
27th November 2006, 20:52
I still love you honey x x x
Thank you, SallyAnne. >sniff<

I've always said you were a great girl and anyone who says otherwise won't be getting a portion of goose from me.

LB x

AtW
27th November 2006, 21:01
I think it is time to close this poll - the result is obvious, and lets not tempt :moon: guru into registering 2 more nicknames in addition to 6 he has already gotten.

sasguru
27th November 2006, 21:07
I think it is time to close this poll - the result is obvious, and lets not tempt :moon: guru into registering 2 more nicknames in addition to 6 he has already gotten.

Oh dear ...

Speak for yourself, you fraud. Don't you think it's sad that you spent all weekend creating accounts?....The time would be better spent trying to interact with a real live female, don't you think? :rollin:

Ardesco
27th November 2006, 21:14
One week you're the envy of all and adored by literally two or three people, the next you're just another piece of shit lying forgotten at the bottom of the stairs.

Such are the perils and pitfalls of the typical IT contractor.

Well at least you got a mention.... :(

AtW
27th November 2006, 21:15
Well at least you got a mention.... :(

Would you have felt better if you were mentioned but did not get bugger all votes? Or you'd fallen as low as sadguru and register lots of nicks just to vote for yourself :rolleyes:

Lucifer Box
27th November 2006, 21:19
Well at least you got a mention.... :(
Not me, squire, no mention at all. Unless you count me as one of the many aspects of Spartacus.

SallyAnne
27th November 2006, 21:24
Not me, squire, no mention at all. Unless you count me as one of the many aspects of Spartacus.


Well I did say the best blokes were left off the list :)

Thank god - a reason to be nice! I've been fighting with people all day!

See Lucifer - you are sadly missed!

Lucy
27th November 2006, 21:45
Thank you, SallyAnne. >sniff<

I've always said you were a great girl and anyone who says otherwise won't be getting a portion of goose from me.

LB x

That's a rather interesting name for your man-bits LB !

SasGnu
27th November 2006, 21:59
Mooooooooooooooooooooooooovvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggggggggggggggggggg.

Lots of bucks on here tonite.

mooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

Lucifer Box
28th November 2006, 08:23
Well I did say the best blokes were left off the list :)

Thank god - a reason to be nice! I've been fighting with people all day!

See Lucifer - you are sadly missed!
SallyAnne, you are a silver tongued cavalier(ess) and I want to have your babies.

Life's too short to be unpleasant to people. Best to just ignore them if the mere thought of them makes you physically sick.

As my mum says, "if you can't say something nice about someone, don't say anything at all".

Lucifer Box
28th November 2006, 08:25
That's a rather interesting name for your man-bits LB !
I was thinking of having it tattooed on my man-bits.

Too many letters though. :o

Mordac
28th November 2006, 11:01
"And definitely better looking than MF and Threaded. (Think Alan Shearer - so I'm told - with a bit more hair and wthout the annoying Geordie accent - sorry Sal)" Guffaw

Think Peter Sutcliffe with a higher body count and suuuuuffffff london drawl.

Is that the best you could do? :rolleyes: