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SueEllen
25th September 2017, 18:18
golden bum linky (https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/sep/25/sri-lankan-arrested-smuggle-1kg-gold-in-rectum-colombo-airport)


A Sri Lankan man who raised suspicion by the way he kept looking around in an airport departure lounge was found to be carrying nearly 1kg (2.2lb) of gold stashed in his rectum.

northernladyuk
25th September 2017, 18:36
golden bum linky (https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/sep/25/sri-lankan-arrested-smuggle-1kg-gold-in-rectum-colombo-airport)

MF and Dim are involved somehow. Mark my words.

BrilloPad
25th September 2017, 18:39
Only 7 months behind the mail

Indian man found smuggling 1.2kg of gold up his bum | Daily Mail Online (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4222528/Indian-man-smuggling-1-2kg-gold-bum.html)

MarillionFan
25th September 2017, 18:42
Only 7 months behind the mail

Indian man found smuggling 1.2kg of gold up his bum | Daily Mail Online (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4222528/Indian-man-smuggling-1-2kg-gold-bum.html)

You could get 10kg up Old Gregs

vetran
25th September 2017, 18:44
golden bum linky (https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/sep/25/sri-lankan-arrested-smuggle-1kg-gold-in-rectum-colombo-airport)

Kudos for the title, though I imagine now he will say "Never say never again" !

BrilloPad
25th September 2017, 18:45
Did he have a goldeneye?

SueEllen
25th September 2017, 18:52
Only 7 months behind the mail

Indian man found smuggling 1.2kg of gold up his bum | Daily Mail Online (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4222528/Indian-man-smuggling-1-2kg-gold-bum.html)

Different airport. Different nationality.

Oh and the story points out he isn't original.

northernladyuk
25th September 2017, 18:57
You could get 10kg up Old Gregs

That was for a medical condition.

SueEllen
25th September 2017, 19:01
That was for a medical condition.

TMI

greenlake
25th September 2017, 19:04
Customs officials find gold inside 45-year-old man after noticing his ‘suspicious movements’ at Colombo airport

He should've melted the gold down and made a butt plug. Would've been far more comfortable (so I've been told)....
https://i.imgur.com/bG06aK0.jpg

SueEllen
25th September 2017, 19:08
He should've melted the gold down and made a butt plug. Would've been far more comfortable (so I've been told)....
https://i.imgur.com/bG06aK0.jpg

Now we really know that greenlake is a "friend" of Old Greg's.

PhiltheGreek
25th September 2017, 19:49
So that's what they are. Camilla said it was a curtain finial that had fallen off. :eyes

greenlake
25th September 2017, 21:27
Now we really know that greenlake is a "friend" of Old Greg's.

Won't you be my "friend" too, SueEllen....? :wink

http://i.imgur.com/BWAW3Pz.jpg

SueEllen
26th September 2017, 04:41
Won't you be my "friend" too, SueEllen....? :wink

http://i.imgur.com/BWAW3Pz.jpg

Nope - I prefer beer...