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Things you learn at the Kiev Military Academy

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    Things you learn at the Kiev Military Academy

    1. Mortgage - is bad evil capitalistic inventions. Good Soviet no touch with bargepole

    2. Moustache - represents Soviet manhood and Virility. You no shave ever. Sister too, no shave.

    3. Women - decadent imperialist Western capitalistic invention. You no touch.

    4. Knowledge - Good Sovietski he know everything about about everything

    5. Birmingham - Is best city in West. Always share house with fellow chavskis

    5. Chavski - Is represent best of the proletariat.

    6. Economics - is to complex for Chavski. Must be control by strong leader.
    Hard Brexit now!
    #prayfornodeal

    #2
    Give it up, you're descending to his level and starting to make him look like he's got a point.
    Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

    Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek

    That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay

    Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - Cyberghoul

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      #3
      Originally posted by snaw
      Give it up, you're descending to his level and starting to make him look like he's got a point.
      Ah it's only a laugh ....
      Hard Brexit now!
      #prayfornodeal

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        #4
        guru

        First rule of CUK. There is no need to try and make AtW look stupid.

        HTH

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          #5
          Originally posted by DimPrawn
          guru

          First rule of CUK. There is no need to try and make AtW look stupid.

          HTH

          I wasn't trying to. I would hope that Alexi would enjoy my humour ...
          Hard Brexit now!
          #prayfornodeal

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            #6
            PS Now that you've forced me to - I have to admit I like atw.
            There you go you humourless bastards - making me feel like an outcast. Hope you're happy now ...
            Hard Brexit now!
            #prayfornodeal

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              #7
              It won't cut it.

              I'm expecting deep deep sorrow (and regret) and compensation.

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                #8
                sas. You Homo.

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                  #9
                  sasguru, why do you have no av ?

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by sasguru
                    PS Now that you've forced me to - I have to admit I like atw.
                    Did you vote for me in that thread or you (the selfish management-type bastard you are) voted for yourself?

                    They taught us in the Academy to count from 0

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