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    How to put your foot down with no feet...

    Legless driver in 80mph car chase

    A double amputee has been jailed for a year after leading police on a high-speed car pursuit, using modified broom handles to control the vehicle.
    "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.
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    Two passengers in the Astra at the time were unhurt.
    What kind of a mentalist gets into a car driven by a guy with no legs using 'modified broom handles' for pedal control?

    You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.

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      Chico has not been around for some days...

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        Chico has not been around for some days...

        He'll be on tomorrow saying how the power of the lord saved him.
        Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

        I preferred version 1!

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          Originally posted by bogeyman
          What kind of a mentalist gets into a car driven by a guy with no legs using 'modified broom handles' for pedal control?
          Maybe they thought it was the minicab they'd ordered?
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