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New car for the Pope - Caption competition?

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    New car for the Pope - Caption competition?

    His Holiness has received a new Lamborghini, which he has signed on the bonnet, and will give away for charity.

    But what caption should this photo have?




    Pope Francis given a Lamborghini sports car - but plans to auction it for charity

    #2
    Pope inscribes the 11th commandment "Thou shalt travel in an adequately powered conveyance"
    "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain

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      #3
      I name you Popy McPopeface

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        #4
        JC's* special envoy to the Vatican pontificates about the new Huracan.









        *Jeremy Clarkson
        …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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          #5
          I swerve for paedos.

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            #6
            "Great stuff, i'll be fighting off the clunge with a tulipty stick in no time"

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              #7
              "Don't park here again. Next time it'll be the windows"
              Originally posted by MaryPoppins
              I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
              Originally posted by vetran
              Urine is quite nourishing

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                #8
                'And the driving is like the driving of Jehu the son of Nimshi, for he drives furiously.'

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                  #9
                  "Sell the Renault"

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                    #10


                    Pope demonstrates new miracle scratch remover pen
                    "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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