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    Thieves at work AGAIN

    Last weekend I had an oak door stolen. Anyone any information on this?

    #2
    A Northern lady touched Edward's wood and it fell off. Just be careful who you allow to handle such things.

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      #3
      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
      Last weekend I had an oak door stolen. Anyone any information on this?
      Wow you're poplar. Have you logged on and told special branch yet?
      What happens in General, stays in General.
      You know what they say about assumptions!

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        #4
        Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
        Wow you're poplar. Have you logged on and told special branch yet?
        He told his beech to do it

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          #5
          Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
          Wow you're poplar. Have you logged on and told special branch yet?
          Syphallis is popular too. Does not make it good. Though I suppose it puts on in common with Henry 8th.

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            #6
            How did this unfortunate bit of larceny occur? They can't have stolen the item from the inside of your house, as you would have described it as burglary rather than theft. And they can't have taken it from your person as you walked along the street, else it would be robbery not theft.

            Do you have car doors made of oak, perhaps?

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              #7
              What a pine in the ass.
              http://www.cih.org/news-article/disp...housing_market

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                #8
                Brillo ain't got wood (allegedly)
                Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                  Last weekend I had an oak door stolen. Anyone any information on this?
                  The insurance company will send a replacement kit





                  "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                    Last weekend I had an oak door stolen. Anyone any information on this?
                    I thought your exes normally got the whole house, did this one not have as good a lawyer?
                    …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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