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The dangers in IT

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    The dangers in IT

    ...hmm couldn't help noticing that a load of what appear to be women, posting. But is IT really suitable for women, I mean with the dangers of crashing and widespread corruption, particularly on badly managed databases.
    Today I was forced to kill a parent whose children were out of control due to memory exhaustion, and then the children became Zombies.

    I mean can women handle all that ?
    I'm alright Jack

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    [QUOTE=BlasterBatesToday I was forced to kill a parent whose children were out of control due to memory exhaustion, and then the children became Zombies.

    I mean can women handle all that ? [/QUOTE]

    If we have a little cry and a cup of tea afterwards.
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      Originally posted by BlasterBates
      I mean can women handle all that ?
      How about crawling down the desk to attach the USB device to the server. Can they do that with a miniskirt? Oh, wait, that's what Janey does and why they renew her contract.
      I've seen much of the rest of the world. It is brutal and cruel and dark, Rome is the light.

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