What will be the next big news bore?

[xoggoth]

At the moment it's people poisoned with Polonium 210. On and on and on, nothing else on the news. Last month it was the sodding Muslim veil morning noon and night. Any geusses what will be causing people to switch off the news going "Oh no, not again!" in three weeks? What are we due for?

Let's hope it's "Blair arrested" or even better, "Blair stabbed!" or better still, "Blair arrested" followed a week later by "Blair stabbed in prison"

[sasguru]

Chico celebrates pagan festival of Yuletide?

[PRC1964]

I'm betting on a "My child is more handicapped than yours" competition between Cameron and Brown.

[bogeyman]

I'm betting on a "My child is more handicapped than yours" competition between Cameron and Brown.

Oooooh!

And I thought I was a cynic!

[wendigo100]

Blair and the Saudis.

They've given him an ultimatum - stop investigating the bribes we're taking from BAe or we'll stop sharing anti-terrorist information with you and move our £40 billion order for Eurofighter to the French.

I expect the law to lose in this one.

[DimPrawn]

Giant turnips.

That's the next big news.

Caused by mutations from Po-210 and encouraged by global warming, the world is going to be threatened by giant turnips.

You wait and see.

[wendigo100]

A giant hedgehog, 800 feet long and hiding in a hanger at Luton airport.

[bogeyman]

A giant hedgehog, 800 feet long and hiding in a hanger at Luton airport.

Sounds like a plot for a Stephen King novel.

[DaveB]

A giant hedgehog, 800 feet long and hiding in a hanger at Luton airport.

and it's called Spiny Norman

[xoggoth]

Funny PRC, put something along those lines on my blog today.