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    Free central heating service

    My heating's on the blink.
    Anyone know of a Free service co who'll come and fix it Free?
    Without charging me any money?
    <must be corgi registered>
    any advice welcome,
    Thanks in advance

    #2
    I'll send a man.

    You must agree to my Ts and Cs which involve you buying all your gas, electricity, petrol and diesel from me for 25 years (or more if I wish).



    >>>>>> sign here <<<<<<<
    See You Next Tuesday

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      #3
      Don't bother repairing the central heating in your house, use the central heating in your body. Stay warm by munching on naga chillies, or scotch bonnets if you're up that way.
      Maybe tomorrow, I'll want to settle down. Until tomorrow, I'll just keep moving on.

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        #4
        Originally posted by BR14 View Post
        My heating's on the blink.
        Anyone know of a Free service co who'll come and fix it Free?
        Without charging me any money?
        <must be corgi registered>
        any advice welcome,
        Thanks in advance

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