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BBC One The Apprentice - Any tips!

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    BBC One The Apprentice - Any tips!

    Planning to go through "The Apprentice" process for a fun after seeing useless + clueless morons in in 2017.
    Any one got any tips ? Those tried before..? may be some here in this forum..? or some insider tips..?

    #2
    Send them a link to your posting history. Guaranteed place for you.
    Last edited by northernladuk; 6 February 2018, 06:22.
    'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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      #3
      Originally posted by Darren_Test View Post
      Planning to go through "The Apprentice" process for a fun after seeing useless + clueless morons in in 2017.
      Any one got any tips ? Those tried before..? may be some here in this forum..? or some insider tips..?
      Are you a grade a one tw@? If so then go for it you will fit right in.

      If, however, you have any moral values and will not simple prostitute yourself for the chance to appear with SurAlan on the tele then don't. You will hate every minute of the time you spend with the utter ***** on that program.

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        #4
        Nothing screams Entrepreneur more than having to ask a bunch of strangers how to fill the application form in.
        'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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          #5
          Give it a chance - PC and Suity could be signed up too. With their dynamic commercial insight this intrepid trio could soon be tapping into overlooked markets. Such as hotdog stalls outside welsh job centres, for example.

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            #6
            Originally posted by Darren_Test View Post
            Planning to go through "The Apprentice" process for a fun after seeing useless + clueless morons in in 2017.
            Any one got any tips ? Those tried before..? may be some here in this forum..? or some insider tips..?
            Some tips:
            When set a challenge that requires you to think, you won't be able to post on here for advice on what you should do.
            That applies to the show and to filling in the forms for it.
            You don't get a car park pass for Lord Sugar's offices, and parking on Westfields Rd is limited.
            You need to have a business idea before starting the show and be able to show some level of competence

            ...and finally, if you make it through to the round where they check out your history for the lies, what will Claude say when he reads your posts on here?
            …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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              #7
              Put a lot of hair gel, whitewash your teeth, get an expensive suit, learn how to kiss ass and to back stab, proclaim that you are the best thing to come out of your mummy since sliced bread etc etc.
              Want more tips?
              Vote Corbyn ! Save this country !

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                #8
                Originally posted by Darren_Test View Post
                Any one got any tips ?
                Do you have any memorable quotes that can be used on advertising and publicity material....?




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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Darren_Test View Post
                  Planning to go through "The Apprentice" process for a fun after seeing useless + clueless morons in in 2017.
                  Any one got any tips ? Those tried before..? may be some here in this forum..? or some insider tips..?
                  Honestly, I don't think you need any advice, you are perfect for the Apprentice. Just the way you are.

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                    #10
                    Hang on now. Irritating, Know it all, talk bollacks - its made for NLUK!
                    Rhyddid i lofnod psychocandy!!!!

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