I'm stuck on my dad - he hates anything flash, loves booze, gambling, lying in his hammock, he's a simple bloke!
What can I get him?
any ideas?
What can I get him?
any ideas?
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Some condoms (just incase)Originally posted by SallyAnneThe court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.” -
Ewww, come on man, I'm talking about my dadOriginally posted by Bagpuss
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Yeah look what happened last time he forgot them.Originally posted by SallyAnneEwww, come on man, I'm talking about my dad
BP protecting the public.The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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An alcoholic hooker who can play poker. Ticks all the boxes.
Hard Brexit now!
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The squint, the cocked eye and clenched first are the cornerstones of all Merseyside communication from birth to graveComment
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So your mum is free on Xmas day ?Originally posted by sasguruAn alcoholic hooker who can play poker. Ticks all the boxes.Comment
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Put me down for 13:15 til 13:25...Originally posted by LucyThe squint, the cocked eye and clenched first are the cornerstones of all Merseyside communication from birth to graveComment
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Have you tried wriggling, that usually releases it?Originally posted by SallyAnneComment
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Well apart from the hooker bit, it could be her ...Originally posted by LucyHard Brexit now!
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