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    LieMax or Climax

    Faster than a speeding Tiger!

    How long sex lasts for across the UK revealed | Daily Mail Online

    THE 10 QUICKEST CLIMAXING CITIES
    Hull - 10 minutes 37 seconds

    Sheffield - 12 minutes

    Cardiff - 12 minutes

    Sunderland - 12 minutes 25 seconds

    Norwich - 12 minutes 30 seconds

    Newport - 12 minutes 57 seconds

    Coventry - 13 minutes 18 seconds

    Southampton - 14 minutes

    Lisburn - 14 minutes 3 seconds

    Edinburgh - 14 minutes 10 seconds
    this is a new one on me, my back is like a ploughed field!

    She also explained that women in Kingston-upon-Hull may feel obligated to 'liemax' - a popular term for a fake orgasm.
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

    #2
    Is the Scottish one because they are so fat they need to roll in flour 1st to find the wet spots ?

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      #3
      If only all these wonks who perform this useless research focused their energies on the war against cancer, for example, things may be very different.

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        #4
        Originally posted by Pip in a Poke View Post
        If only all these wonks who perform this useless research focused their energies on the war against cancer, for example, things may be very different.
        Oh look. A false dichotomy.

        In any case, it was a survey commissioned by Superdrug to sell their new lube product. Hardly diverting from cancer research.
        Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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          #5
          Originally posted by Pip in a Poke View Post
          If only all these wonks who perform this useless research focused their energies on the war against cancer, for example, things may be very different.
          "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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            #6
            Do these timings include fore play?

            Or is it just the time from when the meat goes in to when it's finished?

            Do you have to stop the clock when switching positions?

            Some many questions really....

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              #7
              10 mins seems like a long time to me....
              Rhyddid i lofnod psychocandy!!!!

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                #8
                As one who was born and bred in Hull I can say that those Hull girls have to get on with it so they can move on to the next client. It wasn't the city of culture for nothing.

                Or maybe those Southerners are just getting their minutes confused with their seconds.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by psychocandy View Post
                  10 mins seems like a long time to me....
                  Surely there's a story in there, PC?

                  About being Inside? No right of substitution?

                  qh
                  He had a negative bluety on a quackhandle and was quadraspazzed on a lifeglug.

                  I look forward to your all knowing and likely sarcastic and unhelpful reply.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by psychocandy View Post
                    10 mins seems like a long time to me....
                    For a Welshman, it's actually minutes per flock....

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