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DaveB
28th March 2018, 15:26
Anybody else getting fed up with the increasing encroachment on the CUK boards by a particularly tedious and repetitive sockie?

northernladuk
28th March 2018, 15:27
Sorry :(

AtW
28th March 2018, 15:43
Yes, it's high time to ban all sockies and Russian propaganda tools (even though they are far from being the sharpest in the shed)

Mods, do the needful to protect CUK!

greenlake
28th March 2018, 15:45
Just waiting for cojak to issue Strike 3....

http://i.imgur.com/4jKUuiJ.jpg

minestrone
28th March 2018, 15:49
The problem is not the number of sockies, it's probably the same as it has always been. It's more that there are not enough real posters as the mods have pissed all the regulars off.

Sockies come back, regulars don't.

northernladyuk
28th March 2018, 15:50
You lot aren't so fussy when you're having a posh wank while you're listening in on Mum in the parlour with a client.

OwlHoot
28th March 2018, 15:52
But isn't it the defining quality of a sockie to be deliberately hostile and provocative?

Mere tediousness isn't quite the same thing, however boring or annoying.

minestrone
28th March 2018, 15:59
But isn't it the defining quality of a sockie to be deliberately hostile and provocative?

Mere tediousness isn't quite the same thing, however boring or annoying.

I try to pack it all into one user.

NotAllThere
28th March 2018, 16:01
The problem is not the number of sockies, it's probably the same as it has always been. It's more that there are not enough real posters as the mods have pissed all the regulars off.

Sockies come back, regulars don't.Yes, but you're still here anyway. :ohwell

As I recall, we fell out over this very issue. You decide that a member was a sockie, when, with my awesome moderator powers, I had found both alledged sockie'a and puppet master's facebook pages, company house entries and linkedin profiles. And they were different people.

But you, with the feeling in your water, knew better.

Now piss off and shut up like a good boy, why don't you. You must respect my authoritah!

minestrone
28th March 2018, 16:04
I have no idea what you are talking about.

northernladyuk
28th March 2018, 16:38
I have no idea what you are talking about.

That's your motto.

TestMangler
28th March 2018, 16:48
I have no idea what you are talking about.

Probably cause you talk so much shite, you forget about most of it.

northernladyuk
28th March 2018, 17:02
Probably cause you talk so much shite, you forget about most of it.

And he likes a few Abbey Sours for breakfast.


What do I need? 35ml whisky, 25ml Buckfast Tonic Wine, 25ml lemon juice, 15ml sugar syrup, 10ml egg white.

How do I make it? Add all ingredients to a shaker except Buckfast. Shake for 10 seconds with cubed ice to chill.

Best served? Sieve over cubed ice into a double old-fashioned glass. Float Buckfast on top.

MarillionFan
28th March 2018, 17:23
Probably cause you talk so much shite, you forget about most of it.

Oh I do love it when you Jocks start turning on each other.

'Oh Aye, you ate the last deep fried mars bar youse Catholic bastard'

NotAllThere
28th March 2018, 19:01
That's your motto.

Not quite - it's his entire mode of being,

BR14
28th March 2018, 19:05
They give some respite from the smug, self satisfied expats, and the whinging immigrants both constantly sniping at their mother/adopted country, who appear to be in the majority here though.
JMMHO
:smokin

minestrone
28th March 2018, 19:06
Oh I do love it when you Jocks start turning on each other.



The only thing he tries to turn on is the slowest sheep in the field.

northernladyuk
28th March 2018, 19:10
They give some respite from the smug, self satisfied expats, and the whinging immigrants both constantly sniping at their mother/adopted country, who appear to be in the majority here though.
JMMHO
:smokin

So the clever people.

BR14
28th March 2018, 19:10
Oh I do love it when you Jocks start turning on each other.

'Oh Aye, you ate the last deep fried mars bar with Catholic bastard'

Bugger off with your racist, jingoistic English krap!
Bampot!

BR14
28th March 2018, 19:12
So the clever people.

Aye, - right :smokin

NotAllThere
28th March 2018, 19:35
They give some respite from the smug, self satisfied expats, and the whinging immigrants both constantly sniping at their mother/adopted country, who appear to be in the majority here though.
JMMHO
:smokin
Nope, I'm still after you.

BR14
28th March 2018, 19:40
Nope, I'm still after you.

And? your point is?
AFAIK a 'sockie' is someone pretending to be someone else. - i don't do that.
yodel that in B flat

northernladyuk
28th March 2018, 19:51
And? your point is?
AFAIK a 'sockie' is someone pretending to be someone else. - i don't do that.
yodel that in B flat

Nobody can be that thick in real life.

mudskipper
28th March 2018, 20:18
Aren't we all pretending to be someone we're not?

<confession>My real name isn't mudskipper :eek</confession>

BR14
28th March 2018, 20:19
Nobody can be that thick in real life.

one can but try, - just for you, oh great one :p

greenlake
28th March 2018, 20:23
<confession>My real name isn't mudskipper :eek</confession>

http://i.imgur.com/SZMupdH.jpg

BR14
28th March 2018, 20:32
Aren't we all pretending to be someone we're not?

<confession>My real name isn't mudskipper :eek</confession>

I'm not, i just live under your sink :smokin

darmstadt
28th March 2018, 22:01
Bugger off with your racist, jingoistic English krap!
Bampot!


They give some respite from the smug, self satisfied expats, and the whinging immigrants both constantly sniping at their mother/adopted country, who appear to be in the majority here though.
JMMHO
:smokin

Hmmm...

PhiltheGreek
29th March 2018, 06:51
Aren't we all pretending to be someone we're not?

<confession>My real name isn't mudskipper :eek</confession>

Not all of us. :smokin

xoggoth
29th March 2018, 12:29
We ought to out the real people behind all CUK names then we can have a stalking contest and dump dead hedgehogs on their doorsteps. Only 3 I know so far, mentioning no names.

ladymuck
29th March 2018, 12:49
I barely have enough intelligence to post as myself, let alone think up more stuff as a sockie