...and asks for a pint of lager with a dash of lime. The barman retorts “We don’t do cocktails here”
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An English man walks into a Glasgow pub...
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Back in the late 80s, one of my colleagues went up to Newcastle Upon Tyne for the first time, to start a new job. He got off the train and went into a pub, which literally had sawdust on the floor.
"Pint of lager please".
"We don't serve pouffs in here".Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Originally posted by Dark Black View PostWhat is this "lager" of which everyone speaks?Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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What a load of cr@p.
That Scottish beer is gnat's piss. And the Northern stuff is all froth.
I'd like to see how you lot handle a night on the wife beater.Comment
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Originally posted by minestrone View PostThere are some seriously terrifying pubs in Glasgow.
There's a reason some pub have no windows or are pen with the roller shutters down except for the door.
One of the lads when into this dodgy pub in Coolock and was refused service because 'It looked like he wanted something'. Yeah, some beer....
Another golden rule, never go into a pub with a lamp post or railing outside it with bunches of flowers with RIP on them attached.....Comment
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