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Why India has a Population Explosion
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penises that were shorter than international standards
It can't be mH (milli-Holmes) as that is already used for a unit of inductance?Last edited by bogeyman; 8 December 2006, 18:09.
You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.
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Originally posted by bogeymanI wonder what the SI unit of measurement for penises is.
I can't milli-Holmes (mH) as that is already used for inductance?If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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Originally posted by hyperD°Cock?
In the modern world of course, our cocks go up to 24.
You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.
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Originally posted by wendigo100Isn't that the angle of dangle?
Code:0 Flacid Calm; smoke rises verticall. 1 Slight twitching Direction of wind shown by smoke drift, but not by wind vanes. 2 Quivering Wind felt on face; leaves rustle; ordinary vanes moved by wind. 3 Swaying Leaves and small twigs in constant motion; wind extends light flag. 4 Moderate rise Raises dust and loose paper; small branches are moved. 5 Fresh root Small trees in leaf begin to sway; crested wavelets form on inland waters. 6 Strong stiffy Large branches in motion; whistling heard in telegraph wires; umbrellas used with difficulty. 7 Near vertical Whole trees in motion; inconvenience felt when walking against the wind. 8 Raging horn Breaks twigs off trees; generally impedes progress. 9 Severe hardon Slight structural damage occurs (chimney-pots and slates removed). 10 Throbbing stalion Seldom experienced inland; trees uprooted; considerable structural damage occurs. 11 Violent Tallywhacker Very rarely experienced; accompanied by wide-spread damage. 12 John Holmes Hurricane
Last edited by hyperD; 8 December 2006, 17:40.If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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Originally posted by PaddyJohnny Talibani MumbaiComment
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Originally posted by hyperD- umbrellas used with difficulty.
- inconvenience felt when walking against the wind.
- generally impedes progress.
You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.
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Originally posted by bogeymanGlad I am not the only one to encounter these priapic difficulties.
"Wind felt on face; leaves rustle; ordinary vanes moved by wind"If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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Originally posted by hyperDWell, in the many clumsy attempts to recreate the once fashionable soixante-neuf, I've experienced factor 2:
"Wind felt on face; leaves rustle; ordinary vanes moved by wind"
You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.
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