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    Official : Sex Addiction thread

    BBC News

    I see a plan B on the horizon!
    A "self help" website, hooking up addicted people! For a fee of course!
    Old Greg - In search of acceptance since Mar 2007. Hoping each leap will be his last.

    #2
    Originally posted by Zigenare View Post
    BBC News

    I see a plan B on the horizon!
    A "self help" website, hooking up addicted people! For a fee of course!
    So If you charge her a tenner by the inch that's £12 quid you'll earn. Winner winner chicken dinner (well a bargain bucket).
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

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      #3
      Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
      So If you charge her a tenner by the inch that's £12 quid you'll earn. Winner winner chicken dinner (well a bargain bucket).
      Well I imagine doing it 5 times a day means it certainly will be bucket like.

      Why is KFC like a woman?
      When you are done with the breast and thighs you can stick your bone in the greasy bucket.

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        #4
        Originally posted by original PM View Post
        Well I imagine doing it 5 times a day means it certainly will be bucket like.

        Why is KFC like a woman?
        When you are done with the breast and thighs you can stick your bone in the greasy bucket.

        And I was expecting a classy punchline about the Pentavirate.

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          #5
          Originally posted by Zigenare View Post
          BBC News

          I see a plan B on the horizon!
          A "self help" website, hooking up addicted people! For a fee of course!
          If it was the lady in the article, I'd happily waive the fee!
          Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ here

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            #6
            Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
            If it was the lady in the article, I'd happily waive the fee!
            sigh...if only she was attractive & owned a pub

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              #7
              Originally posted by Mekon View Post
              sigh...if only she was attractive & owned a pub
              Pup or no pub, I wouldn't climb over her to get to you!
              Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ here

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                #8
                Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                So If you charge her a tenner by the inch that's £12 quid you'll earn. Winner winner chicken dinner (well a bargain bucket).
                I was going to say "You wouldn't like it up your arse. " then I remembered that we've met.
                Old Greg - In search of acceptance since Mar 2007. Hoping each leap will be his last.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Zigenare View Post
                  I was going to say "You wouldn't like it up your arse. " then I remembered that we've met.
                  I'd know full well if I'd met any pikey gypsies.
                  What happens in General, stays in General.
                  You know what they say about assumptions!

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                    I'd know full well if I'd met any pikey gypsies.
                    NLyUK said that Padraig sends his love but can you wash & bleach round the back entrance next time!
                    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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