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    News of atw!

    Was in my local drinking establishment of Friday when I got accosted by a foreign looking gentleman. He passed me the following, written on what feels like institutional loo paper.

    "Fellow CUK comrades, I am writing this in immense danger, in the cellars of the Lubyanka, the infamous Moscow prison. I was kidnapped by agents of SMERSH, drugged and put on an Aeroflot plane to Moscow. Now I'm being tortured - cold turkey with no access to CUK, and three servings of millet soup a day. Believe me, comrades, my weight is not a problem any
    more. The evil lackeys of Putin want to know what SKA means. So far CUK comrades, I have resisted but soon I will crack - and unleash the nightmare of countless Russians dancing to a Jamaican stylee reggae riff. God help us all"

    If you would like to aid atw please send money to Feed A Russian Today (reg, charity 46387).
    Hard Brexit now!
    #prayfornodeal

    #2
    Do they do requests ? I want a specific form of torture.

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      #3
      Perhaps an endless loop in his cell of a voice saying "Google good, SKA crap"?
      Hard Brexit now!
      #prayfornodeal

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        #4
        cant we send him a goat or something, or a cow. They're good




        (\__/)
        (>'.'<)
        ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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          #5
          I was thinking along the lines of a red hot poker and a large tub of marmite.

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