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    Fight etiquette

    Was heading back to Bridgwater from the Thistle Hotel Heathrow and got seated unfortunately next to a fat lazy looking bloke. My initial misgivings were proven true when he decided all of a sudden to attack me with all sorts of sledge paraphernalia he had just reduced.

    I felt like I was being squashed and to make matters worse he attempted to convince me to go cottaging with him at Bridgwater Services. I think its some sort of speed dogging because he did look like someone who hadn't had any in his lifetime

    Anyway I called for a steel bar and knocked him out before any further damage.

    What do you all think of fight etiquette?

    #2
    What's the first rule about fight club?

    #1 We don't take about fight club.
    "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain

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      #3
      Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
      What do you all think of fight etiquette?

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        #4
        Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
        What's the first rule about fight club?

        #1 We don't take about fight club.
        I see.

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          #5
          Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
          What's the first rule about fight club?

          #1 We don't take about fight club.
          take what? or which? or whatever

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            #6
            Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
            I see.
            As NLyUK always says "tis better to give than receive!"
            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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              #7
              I always say "your shoelaces are undone" then when they look down, kick them in the goolies.
              ...my quagmire of greed....my cesspit of laziness and unfairness....all I am doing is sticking two fingers up at nurses, doctors and other hard working employed professionals...

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                #8
                Do you have fist etiquette?

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by GreenMirror View Post
                  Do you have fist etiquette?
                  Fistiquette you mean.

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                    #10
                    I just go windmilling in. This works well with chuggers too
                    I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man

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