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    AtW's story

    'I'm sad that I didn't have sex until I was 37' - BBC News

    Is even sadder than this bloke, at 53 AtW has yet to feel the touch of a real woman instead opting for this

    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

    #2
    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Is even sadder than this bloke, at 53 AtW has yet to feel the touch of a real woman
    14th March, 2019. Steak and BJ Day. This time next year, Rodders….

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      #3
      Starting to forget what the touch of a real woman is like. Maybe I should settle for a squirrel.
      bloggoth

      If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
      John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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        #4
        Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
        Starting to forget what the touch of a real woman is like. Maybe I should settle for a squirrel.

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          #5
          Scotspine would never have tolerated a thread being started to insult another board member.

          Particularly if it was started by a fat **** like MF, who could only get laid if there were a five figure sum and an industrial hoist involved.

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            #6
            Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
            Scotspine would never have tolerated a thread being started to insult another board member.

            Particularly if it was started by a fat **** like MF, who could only get laid if there were a five figure sum and an industrial hoist involved.
            His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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              #7
              Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
              Scotspine would never have tolerated a thread being started to insult another board member.

              Particularly if it was started by a fat **** like MF, who could only get laid if there were a five figure sum and an industrial hoist involved.
              Said the desperate Northern transexual attention seeking sockie master.
              What happens in General, stays in General.
              You know what they say about assumptions!

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                #8
                Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                Said the desperate Northern transexual attention seeking sockie master.
                You used to be OK at this kind of banter, but it's a bit sad to see these days. Like an aging Grant Mitchell soiling himself in the food bank queue after taking a swing at one of the volunteers.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
                  You used to be OK at this kind of banter, but it's a bit sad to see these days. Like an aging Grant Mitchell soiling himself in the food bank queue after taking a swing at one of the volunteers.
                  Nah, I can still take the banter. You on the other hand flounce & stay hidden posting from lots of other accounts. I preferred it when Mudskipper had your login, she was much nastier.

                  I'd have a better go but I'd be worried Nat would roll in and ban me for some kind of snowflake ism.
                  What happens in General, stays in General.
                  You know what they say about assumptions!

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                    Nah, I can still take the banter. You on the other hand flounce & stay hidden posting from lots of other accounts. I preferred it when Mudskipper had your login, she was much nastier.

                    I'd have a better go but I'd be worried Nat would roll in and ban me for some kind of snowflake ism.
                    And now it's deteriorated to Phil.

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