Health and Safety

[TheOmegaMan]

Now that we have a set of terms and conditions I think it only reasonable that we include a health and safety policy too. We cannot have too much health and safety. I am looking for suggestions to add to an ongoing thread on this very important matter. I will start the ball rolling:

Jumping out of buildings can be fatal. Never attempt to do this, especially if there are people on the pavement below. If a pedestrian is hit on descent then there may be twice as many casualties.

[shaunbhoy]

I think we should also incorporate some First Aid principles lest anyone's sides split whilst reading one of OmegaMan's postings. You can't be too careful.

[Swamp Thing]

One for Chico. Religion: it is the opium of the people (apologies to Marx) and should therefore be banned.

[TheOmegaMan]

2. Swallowing an apple whole can result in choking. Use a knife to cut the apple into segments for easy consumption. Never shove an apple up your rectum as this causes constipation.

[PRC1964]

Don't vote labour.

[Dundeegeorge]

Use a knife! Are you insane?

2. Swallowing an apple whole can result in choking. Use a knife to cut the apple into segments for easy consumption. Never shove an apple up your rectum as this causes constipation.

Whoops, sorry, just realised who posted it.
But anyway, a knife! Do you know how dangerous knives are?
I think in the interests of safety, apples that are too big to be swallowed whole should be banned. You can't be too careful.

[DimPrawn]

Before criticising someone, always walk a mile in their shoes.

That way, when you do, you'll be a mile away. And you'll have their shoes.

HTH

[TheOmegaMan]

3. Don't walk into walls. It is much easier to use doors or open spaces. If you wish to enter a room and the door isn't open then open it. If there is someone in the room with their back to you, it is polite to cough before coming up their behind.

[PerlOfWisdom]

For best results, don't do stupid things.

[To BI or not to BI?]

For best results, don't do stupid things.

Before speaking, make sure your brain is switched on (and if you are Chico just don't)