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vetran
10th July 2018, 20:33
Indecent proposal: Woman's decision to ask her boyfriend to marry her goes horribly wrong after a Kinder Egg containing a ring got stuck in her VAGINA, reveals doctor
Unnamed woman popped the question to her boyfriend one leap year
Put an engagement ring in a Kinder Egg that she then inserted into her vagina
While inside her, the egg rotated from being horizontal to vertical
After he agreed to be her husband, the woman was rushed to hospital


:laugh:laugh:laugh:laugh:laugh

greenlake
10th July 2018, 22:25
Put an engagement ring in a Kinder Egg that she then inserted into her vagina
While inside her, the egg rotated from being horizontal to vertical

She should have used a larger egg.... :rollin:

http://i.imgur.com/OpDyuGL.jpg

ladymuck
11th July 2018, 08:10
That's quite a talent, how did she put the egg back together after breaking it open? And the foil...scratchy...

GreenMirror
11th July 2018, 08:13
That's quite a talent, how did she put the egg back together after breaking it open? And the foil...scratchy...

Have you never been to Thailand to see those evening shows?

Zigenare
11th July 2018, 08:40
Have you never been to Thailand to see those evening shows?

Thailand? You no need no steeenking Thailand!

<ahem>Sticky Vicky</ahem>

GreenMirror
11th July 2018, 08:54
Thailand? You no need no steeenking Thailand!

<ahem>Sticky Vicky</ahem>

Maybe ladymuck can arrange a Thailand visit. After she has arranged the CUK XMAS bash. As she promised in Leeds last year.

Mordac
11th July 2018, 12:38
That's quite a talent, how did she put the egg back together after breaking it open? And the foil...scratchy...

Why not just wait for the chocolate to melt? Should make for a 'romantic evening'...

Old Greg
11th July 2018, 13:58
I hope it was a Hello Kitty branded item.

vetran
11th July 2018, 15:13
I hope it was a Hello Kitty branded item.

More Hello Pussy!

woohoo
11th July 2018, 15:18
I always wondered why they are banned in the USA.

ladymuck
12th July 2018, 08:47
Maybe ladymuck can arrange a Thailand visit. After she has arranged the CUK XMAS bash. As she promised in Leeds last year.

I promised no such thing.

Dark Black
13th July 2018, 09:07
https://imgfast.net/users/1216/11/34/74/smiles/319218437.gif

vetran
13th July 2018, 09:10
https://imgfast.net/users/1216/11/34/74/smiles/319218437.gif

Greenlake has done the unnecessary already.

You know in your heart the 'lady' involved probably looks like Vicky Pollard.

Hobosapien
13th July 2018, 12:16
Why not just wait for the chocolate to melt? ...

Indeed. Something smells fishy.

Laughing Gravy
13th July 2018, 20:04
Well last night? Naw