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Kinder SURPRISE!!!

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    Kinder SURPRISE!!!

    Indecent proposal: Woman's decision to ask her boyfriend to marry her goes horribly wrong after a Kinder Egg containing a ring got stuck in her VAGINA, reveals doctor
    Unnamed woman popped the question to her boyfriend one leap year
    Put an engagement ring in a Kinder Egg that she then inserted into her vagina
    While inside her, the egg rotated from being horizontal to vertical
    After he agreed to be her husband, the woman was rushed to hospital

    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

    #2
    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    Put an engagement ring in a Kinder Egg that she then inserted into her vagina
    While inside her, the egg rotated from being horizontal to vertical
    She should have used a larger egg....

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      #3
      That's quite a talent, how did she put the egg back together after breaking it open? And the foil...scratchy...

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        #4
        Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
        That's quite a talent, how did she put the egg back together after breaking it open? And the foil...scratchy...
        Have you never been to Thailand to see those evening shows?

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          #5
          Originally posted by GreenMirror View Post
          Have you never been to Thailand to see those evening shows?
          Thailand? You no need no steeenking Thailand!

          <ahem>Sticky Vicky</ahem>
          Old Greg - In search of acceptance since Mar 2007. Hoping each leap will be his last.

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            #6
            Originally posted by Zigenare View Post
            Thailand? You no need no steeenking Thailand!

            <ahem>Sticky Vicky</ahem>
            Maybe ladymuck can arrange a Thailand visit. After she has arranged the CUK XMAS bash. As she promised in Leeds last year.

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              #7
              Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
              That's quite a talent, how did she put the egg back together after breaking it open? And the foil...scratchy...
              Why not just wait for the chocolate to melt? Should make for a 'romantic evening'...
              His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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                #8
                I hope it was a Hello Kitty branded item.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
                  I hope it was a Hello Kitty branded item.
                  More Hello Pussy!
                  Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                    #10
                    I always wondered why they are banned in the USA.

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