Off to Tenerife tomorrow

[cojak]

Looking forward to it enormously.

Immediately after I received the agent's "client doesn't want you over Christmas" mail I tucked it into my In Business On My Own Account folder and booked the holiday.

And when the PM looked at me horrified, I had my best (professional) regretful face on when I explained that there is no Mutuality of Obligation on client's part - they can tell me not to work over Xmas.

And there's Cojak Ltd company do tonight.

#holidays are coming, holidays are coming..#

[hyperD]

Nicely done!

[SallyAnne]

Have a great time lass - go nuts on the San Miguel

[Troll]

Isn't Tenerife too full of the lower social orders at this time of the year ?

[DimPrawn]

Tenerife (South) is like a low quality Blackpool with sun.

Tenerife (North) is very nice but rains like buggery.

[Troll]

Tenerife (South) is like a low quality Blackpool with sun.

Tenerife (North) is very nice but rains like buggery.

Is there any where elese good for wintersun 4-5 hours flying and avoiding all Waynes & Waynettas?

Did go to Fuerteventura one Crimble - it was a nice, family friendly, & chav free(ish) place.
Went back a couple of years later and suddenly it was full of fat northern bints getting drunk on Port n' lemon and throwing up all over the place

[Pondlife]

Is there any where elese good for wintersun 4-5 hours flying and avoiding all Waynes & Waynettas?

Did go to Fuerteventura one Crimble - it was a nice, family friendly, & chav free(ish) place.
Went back a couple of years later and suddenly it was full of fat northern bints getting drunk on Port n' lemon and throwing up all over the place

Red Sea but it's getting a bit chavinfested now.

[cojak]

Tenerife (South) is like a low quality Blackpool with sun.

Tenerife (North) is very nice but rains like buggery.

And guess where I'm heading?

I'm hoping that it's less chavvy in the winter...

[cojak]

Although quite frankly, I don't care.

I realised long ago that I'm probably one of the chavs that everyone was complaining about...

[Troll]

The other thing is... haven't the Canaries become a transit camp for all those highly skilled african workers fleeing to Europe?