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    Betty Swollocks

    What to do about Betty Swollocks? Any suggestions?
    "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

    #2
    Originally posted by Paddy View Post
    What to do about Betty Swollocks? Any suggestions?
    you need to visit

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lickey_End
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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      #3
      introduce her to Mary Hinge
      See You Next Tuesday

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        #4
        Originally posted by Paddy View Post
        What to do about Betty Swollocks? Any suggestions?
        Aaaah! - Betty! - the drummer's friend.
        comes to every gig.
        get the drum groupie to gently massage them with moisturising cream < note, - hide the ralgex>

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          #5
          Originally posted by Paddy View Post
          What to do about Betty Swollocks? Any suggestions?
          Simply get your Punkah wallah to work a bit harder.

          England's greatest sailor since Nelson lost the armada.

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            #6
            Originally posted by Uncle Albert View Post
            Simply get your Punkah wallah to work a bit harder.

            you'd need an under punka wallah, and i'm not sure it'd work

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              #7
              Originally posted by Paddy View Post
              What to do about Betty Swollocks? Any suggestions?


              Top Ball Deodorant for Groin and Balls | Manscaped

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                #8
                As always, the Americans have a cure: Male Hygiene Products To Keep Your Balls Smelling Fresh

                Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                  #9
                  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6IBiR9m3vY

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                    #10
                    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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