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    #1

    Feeling lonely...

    Feck me, all week the boss has been fretting about only have 3 team members in today to cover 3,000 users whilst they go off on their xmas do, well the other 2 didn't turn up today and left me on my own! should I

    a) Work my ass off for brownie points.

    b) Do sod all but surf the net.

    c) Go home and hope no-one noticed.
    Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson
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    Surely charge 3 x rate
    How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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      #3
      While there's no one there, take a dump on the MD's desk. You'll feel so much better.

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        #4
        To be honest the whole place has come to a standstill, there's a brass band playing xmas carols outside my door and people carrying half empty bottles of wine from the canteen back to their desks ... It's a gov site and I just thought I'd let you all know how our tax is being spent!
        Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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          #5
          Sounds like parliament.
          What happens in General, stays in General.
          You know what they say about assumptions!

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            Originally posted by gingerjedi
            To be honest the whole place has come to a standstill, there's a brass band playing xmas carols outside my door and people carrying half empty bottles of wine from the canteen back to their desks ... It's a gov site and I just thought I'd let you all know how our tax is being spent!
            I can see the Sun headlines tomorrow!

            Public Sector in Tax Waste Frenzy Shock Horror!

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              #7
              Originally posted by DimPrawn
              I can see the Sun headlines tomorrow!

              Public Sector in Tax Waste Frenzy Shock Horror!

              'Shock Horror'... would anyone be surprised???
              Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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                #8
                I thought the brass band was rather good myself!!

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                  tulip... I've been rumbled!
                  Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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                    Originally posted by gingerjedi
                    tulip... I've been rumbled!
                    As long as you didn't do the dump thing you should get away with it!
                    How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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