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    Really?

    Fighters are to land on an aircraft carrier.
    Who'd've thought it??
    feck me

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-englan...shire-45226387


    #2
    Originally posted by BR14 View Post
    Fighters are to land on an aircraft carrier.
    Who'd've thought it??
    feck me

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-englan...shire-45226387

    Well considering that it's an aircraft carrier without any aircraft this is quite a turn-up for the books
    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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      #3
      Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
      Well considering that it's an aircraft carrier without any aircraft this is quite a turn-up for the books
      you've been in germany too long, son, - get a sense of humour fitted, i think the swiss do a good one

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        #4
        Originally posted by BR14 View Post
        you've been in germany too long, son, - get a sense of humour fitted, i think the swiss do a good one
        Nazi gold and looted artwork too. The Swiss will do anything for money.

        One wonders why they didn't just fly the planes over though, it'd be quicker and cheaper.

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          #5
          Originally posted by PhiltheGreek View Post
          Nazi gold and looted artwork too. The Swiss will do anything for money.

          One wonders why they didn't just fly the planes over though, it'd be quicker and cheaper.
          You're making the assumption that the Septics have actually managed to make the feckers fly for more than 5 minutes.

          https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=f3...hrome&ie=UTF-8
          When the fun stops, STOP.

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            #6
            Originally posted by DoctorStrangelove View Post
            You're making the assumption that the Septics have actually managed to make the feckers fly for more than 5 minutes.

            https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=f3...hrome&ie=UTF-8
            How do you think a couple of four F35s made it to the UK a couple of months ago?

            Did the swallows bring them?
            Last edited by Zigenare; 20 August 2018, 12:14.
            Old Greg - In search of acceptance since Mar 2007. Hoping each leap will be his last.

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              #7
              Originally posted by Zigenare View Post
              How do you think a couple of four F35s made it to the UK a couple of months ago?

              Did the swallows bring them?
              no they waited for it to stop raining.
              Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                #8
                I believe that the engines need to go to Turkey for overhaul and that the US actually negotiates the purchase of these jets on the UK's behalf...
                Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                  #9
                  Yes it all becomes more surreal by the day.

                  I wonder what will happen when Turkey joins the Warsaw Pact.
                  When the fun stops, STOP.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
                    Well considering that it's an aircraft carrier without any aircraft this is quite a turn-up for the books
                    helicopters are aircraft;

                    http://www.cih.org/news-article/disp...housing_market

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