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    Bet Littlejohn has fun with this

    Magistrates with criminal records to boost diversity and end chronic shortage of judges | Daily Mail Online

    WANTED: More magistrates with criminal records to boost diversity among the judiciary
    Chairman of Magistrates Association hopes for a more diverse set of JPs
    John Bache said their past offences could help other feel less alienated
    Criminals are not barred from becoming JPS but warned against applying
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

    #2
    So you can apply now?

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      #3
      Originally posted by GreenMirror View Post
      So you can apply now?
      Nope I'm white, married to a woman and don't have a criminal record. Maybe if my leg dropped off or Mrs V decided she liked girls as well.
      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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        #4
        Originally posted by vetran View Post
        Nope I'm white, married to a woman and don't have a criminal record. Maybe if my leg dropped off or Mrs V decided she liked girls as well.
        Most of 'em do - I believe.
        Old Greg - In search of acceptance since Mar 2007. Hoping each leap will be his last.

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          #5
          Originally posted by Zigenare View Post
          Most of 'em do - I believe.
          Don't believe what you see on xHamster sonny.
          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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            #6
            Originally posted by vetran View Post
            Don't believe what you see on xHamster sonny.
            That's a dream shattered! Thanks Dad!
            Old Greg - In search of acceptance since Mar 2007. Hoping each leap will be his last.

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              #7
              So in other words, if you want to become a magistrate, it might be worth putting a brick through a shop window, getting convicted, and put the resulting criminal record on the application form?

              Now, where do I get a brick?

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                #8
                Originally posted by GJABS View Post
                So in other words, if you want to become a magistrate, it might be worth putting a brick through a shop window, getting convicted, and put the resulting criminal record on the application form?

                Now, where do I get a brick?
                You nick one you idiot.

                You will never make the grade as a snowflake magistrate with that sort of short sightedness...

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                  #9
                  I'm always surprised that Littlejohn is so concerned about the affairs of the UK, given that he lives in Florida

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Zigenare View Post
                    That's a dream shattered! Thanks Dad!
                    Not a problem its where I met your mum & Aunt Fanny.
                    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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