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    Form an orderly queue ladies

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-45446254

    Originally posted by BBC
    Former foreign secretary Boris Johnson and his wife Marina Wheeler have confirmed they have separated.
    "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

    #2
    He's just doing it because his mentor did the same thing, Although Boris needs 2 more marriages and countless prostitutes to catch up with the POTUS.

    Anyway, here's what others think:

    https://www.thepoke.co.uk/2018/09/07...iage-problems/
    …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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      #3
      Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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        #4
        Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
        I see he is off having intercourse with lots of younger more willing partners and getting out of the current relationship will cost him dear. Oh maybe this should be in a sub forum!
        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          #5
          Apparently the new lover made several sex with Boris videos, crowd funding to stop anyone every seeing these surly !!!!

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            #6
            Ah yes, condemn him for having as much bonking as possible.

            Hypocrites! (CUK males anyway)
            bloggoth

            If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
            John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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              #7
              Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
              Ah yes, condemn him for having as much bonking as possible.

              Hypocrites! (CUK males anyway)
              I tip my hat to his bonking abilities

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                #8
                Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
                Ah yes, condemn him for having as much bonking as possible.

                Hypocrites! (CUK males anyway)
                most of them are quite fit as well which considering he looks like a hairy gnome is quite impressive.
                Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by vetran View Post
                  most of them are quite fit as well which considering he looks like a hairy gnome is quite impressive.


                  Boris had an air about him that brought out the mothering instinct in susceptible females. However, since his 'hapless and misunderstood' act, he's shown himself to be a bit of a git and a lot more calculating than people gave him credit for.

                  Originally posted by GhostofTarbera View Post
                  I tip my hat to his bonking abilities
                  I could name someone else round here who pretends to be a bit stupid, but is very bright. But that wouldn't be fair, would it?

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by vetran View Post
                    most of them are quite fit as well which considering he looks like a hairy gnome is quite impressive.
                    Maybe it's a case of mistaken identity....

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