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    Broadsword calling Shauny Bhoy

    We've finally found a news story that needs your expert opinion. They shall not pasty: why British soldiers are banned from Greggs | UK news | The Guardian

    #2
    Pass Notes in the Guardian is just a filler, no reporting but if you feel that the British soldier needs to 'anally insert a sub' then this one does have the name of a reporter:

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...-soldiers.html
    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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      #3
      Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
      Pass Notes in the Guardian is just a filler, no reporting but if you feel that the British soldier needs to 'anally insert a sub' then this one does have the name of a reporter:

      https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...-soldiers.html

      ah yes of course the Mail's story that shows the soldiers dismay is just the same as the sneering post from the lefty Granuaid.
      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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        #4
        Originally posted by vetran View Post
        ah yes of course the Mail's story that shows the soldiers dismay is just the same as the sneering post from the lefty Granuaid.
        It doesn't show their dismay at all in that story and the Guardian isn't sneering, it's just taking the piss out of the army for making these rules. BTW, the Fail one is practically word for word the same as the Telegraph story from 2 days ago and the Sunday Fail, same journalist as the Daily Fail goes a little bit further:

        https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...new-rules.html

        Troops warned eating at Greggs makes them 'look unprofessional'

        However, there is no real need for them to go to Greggs (which are disgusting anyway) as they may well be powered by Greggs:

        The British Military Is Now Powered By Greggs | Gizmodo UK
        Subscribe to read | Financial Times
        Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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          #5
          as my daughters would say 'evah'

          feckwit!
          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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            #6
            Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
            It doesn't show their dismay at all in that story and the Guardian isn't sneering, it's just taking the piss out of the army for making these rules. BTW, the Fail one is practically word for word the same as the Telegraph story from 2 days ago and the Sunday Fail, same journalist as the Daily Fail goes a little bit further:

            https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...new-rules.html

            Troops warned eating at Greggs makes them 'look unprofessional'

            However, there is no real need for them to go to Greggs (which are disgusting anyway) as they may well be powered by Greggs:

            The British Military Is Now Powered By Greggs | Gizmodo UK
            Subscribe to read | Financial Times
            Awsome research. You must have a great sex-life.

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              #7
              Originally posted by TwoWolves View Post
              Awsome research. You must have a great sex-life.
              He's had a threesome - his left and right hand were both used in a vain attempt to pull his head out of his 'arris.
              The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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                #8
                Originally posted by vetran View Post
                ah yes of course the Mail's story that shows the soldiers dismay is just the same as the sneering post from the lefty Granuaid.
                Bless you. You felt the need to delete your gammon rant suggesting that snowflake soldiers would rape the journalist. I reckon they are made of sterner stuff.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
                  Bless you. You felt the need to delete your gammon rant suggesting that snowflake soldiers would rape the journalist. I reckon they are made of sterner stuff.
                  Nah. That was a mod delete of a drunken gammon rant.
                  Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
                    Nah. That was a mod delete of a drunken gammon rant.
                    All this talk of Greggs and gammons brings to mind Dickens and Mr Gregsbury.

                    The time had been, when this burst of enthusiasm would have been cheered to the very echo; but now, the deputation received it with chilling coldness. The general impression seemed to be, that as an explanation of Mr. Gregsbury’s political conduct, it did not enter quite enough into detail; and one gentleman in the rear did not scruple to remark aloud, that, for his purpose, it savoured rather too much of a 'gammon' tendency.

                    "The meaning of that term—gammon,' said Mr. Gregsbury, 'is unknown to me. If it means that I grow a little too fervid, or perhaps even hyperbolical, in extolling my native land, I admit the full justice of the remark. I am proud of this free and happy country. My form dilates, my eye glistens, my breast heaves, my heart swells, my bosom burns, when I call to mind her greatness and her glory.'

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