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sasguru
9th November 2018, 21:01
Apparently I was banned for a day for being to too rude or somesuch.
Are we now so PC that we can't call a cretin a cretin?
It's obvious that the forum is riddled with them.
The irony is you're trying to protect the very people who're quick to accuse others of being "snowflakes" (even though it seems to me young people are entitled to feel pissed off, since the older generation have taken the spoils and shut the drawbridge after them, in more ways than one)?
What is this forum supposed to be?
A forum for contractors or thick, right-wing, low-IQ permies who could never make a living from contracting?

Just curious, like :rolleyes: Perfectly happy to have a permanent ban if that's what's required.

AtW
9th November 2018, 21:04
You can’t use word moron on morons

HTH

Mordac
9th November 2018, 21:27
I got banned for calling someone a numpty. That trumps both of you I'm afraid. :ladybags:

administrator
9th November 2018, 21:30
Apparently I was banned for a day for being to too rude or somesuch.


I thought it was quiet on here yesterday. The forum was personable, people were tolerant of each other, passed positive comments on each other's healthy, planned lunches and slapped each other on the back about the positive contributions we individually make to our families and communities. It was like the UK in the 1950s. Now that you are back the full horrific reality of our post-referendum apocalypse has dawned on us all again and we feel like shite. It must all be your fault :mad



Are we now so PC that we can't call a cretin a cretin?

It's obvious that the forum is riddled with them.


Depends. Is the cretin disabled, gay, trans, female, black, asian, hispanic, Cornish, Welsh, liberal or born in the nineties or later? If so then no, you can't call them a cretin as we will get legal threats. If they are not in any of the listed groups and are at least 45 you can call them gammon without reprisal. Call them gammon cretin and the rest of society will applaud you. You big whiney gammon cretin.



The irony is you're trying to protect the very people who're quick to accuse others of being "snowflakes" (even though it seems to me young people are entitled to feel pissed off, since the older generation have taken the spoils and shut the drawbridge after them, in more ways than one)?


You agree with the snowflakes that it's the older generations fault they have nothing? Not at all to do with global economics or the fact that they are a lazy bunch of badgers who live their lives through their phone and wouldn't know hard work if it came up and kicked them in their pan-sexual private parts? Shame on you, you big gammon cretin.



What is this forum supposed to be?
A forum for contractors or thick, right-wing, low-IQ permies who could never make a living from contracting?


Times change, people evolve. This was a forum for left-wing, hale and hearty contractors in the noughties, all starry eyed at the prospects of raking in as much cash as possible by charging themselves out as way over yearly rates and not having to pay as much tax either! Many voted for New Labour, who then introduced IR35, invaded Iraq and sold our gold. Everyone then realised the left was a lie. The contractors got older, and, as tends to happen when people age, they leaned more to the right, decided that the tories and voting leave was a good idea and now look at the mess we are in! Oh my word, what a pickle!!



Just curious, like :rolleyes: Perfectly happy to have a permanent ban if that's what's required.

You're fine here, you fit in with the above. You have feathered your nest nicely, at the expense of the snowflakes I might add, and despite your protestations at hating the tories you are as gammon as the rest of us. Not sure about your ban for being a big meanie, it wasn't me what done it. I quite enjoy your sharp tongue and acerbic put-downs. Keep up the good work!

NotAllThere
9th November 2018, 21:51
... The contractors got older, and, as tends to happen when people age, they leaned more to the right,Not me. I've been a right-wing bastard from my student years. Until I went to university, I thought I was left-wing. Then I met the hard left and realised I was somewhere over the fascist event horizon and accelerating.

vetran
9th November 2018, 22:42
Perfectly happy to have a permanent ban if that's what's required.


Pretty sure that is required!:wink

Mordac
10th November 2018, 00:24
Pretty sure that is required!:wink

You can't want him banned, surely? That only pushes some other poor bugger to the bottom of the food chain...

shaunbhoy
10th November 2018, 11:10
Apparently I was banned for a day for being to too rude or somesuch.


No you weren't, you were banned for being a slackjawed imbecile with the charisma of a box jellyfish and the intellect to match.

The only strange thing is that this doesn't occur more regularly.

HTH

:laugh:laugh

sasguru
10th November 2018, 11:19
I thought it was quiet on here yesterday. The forum was personable, people were tolerant of each other, passed positive comments on each other's healthy, planned lunches and slapped each other on the back about the positive contributions we individually make to our families and communities. It was like the UK in the 1950s. Now that you are back the full horrific reality of our post-referendum apocalypse has dawned on us all again and we feel like tulipe. It must all be your fault :mad



Depends. Is the cretin disabled, gay, trans, female, black, asian, hispanic, Cornish, Welsh, liberal or born in the nineties or later? If so then no, you can't call them a cretin as we will get legal threats. If they are not in any of the listed groups and are at least 45 you can call them gammon without reprisal. Call them gammon cretin and the rest of society will applaud you. You big whiney gammon cretin.



You agree with the snowflakes that it's the older generations fault they have nothing? Not at all to do with global economics or the fact that they are a lazy bunch of badgers who live their lives through their phone and wouldn't know hard work if it came up and kicked them in their pan-sexual private parts? Shame on you, you big gammon cretin.



Times change, people evolve. This was a forum for left-wing, hale and hearty contractors in the noughties, all starry eyed at the prospects of raking in as much cash as possible by charging themselves out as way over yearly rates and not having to pay as much tax either! Many voted for New Labour, who then introduced IR35, invaded Iraq and sold our gold. Everyone then realised the left was a lie. The contractors got older, and, as tends to happen when people age, they leaned more to the right, decided that the tories and voting leave was a good idea and now look at the mess we are in! Oh my word, what a pickle!!



You're fine here, you fit in with the above. You have feathered your nest nicely, at the expense of the snowflakes I might add, and despite your protestations at hating the tories you are as gammon as the rest of us. Not sure about your ban for being a big meanie, it wasn't me what done it. I quite enjoy your sharp tongue and acerbic put-downs. Keep up the good work!

Jeez haven't seen such a content free post since SB's last one. :D

shaunbhoy
10th November 2018, 11:32
Perfectly happy to have a permanent ban if that's what's required.

Better still, why not punish us with yet another of your hissy-fit petulant permaflounces?

They are usually good for a few weeks peace before you bottle it and return anyway like a bad smell.

:laugh:laugh

Old Greg
10th November 2018, 18:16
I thought it was quiet on here yesterday. The forum was personable, people were tolerant of each other, passed positive comments on each other's healthy, planned lunches and slapped each other on the back about the positive contributions we individually make to our families and communities. It was like the UK in the 1950s. Now that you are back the full horrific reality of our post-referendum apocalypse has dawned on us all again and we feel like tulipe. It must all be your fault :mad



Depends. Is the cretin disabled, gay, trans, female, black, asian, hispanic, Cornish, Welsh, liberal or born in the nineties or later? If so then no, you can't call them a cretin as we will get legal threats. If they are not in any of the listed groups and are at least 45 you can call them gammon without reprisal. Call them gammon cretin and the rest of society will applaud you. You big whiney gammon cretin.



You agree with the snowflakes that it's the older generations fault they have nothing? Not at all to do with global economics or the fact that they are a lazy bunch of badgers who live their lives through their phone and wouldn't know hard work if it came up and kicked them in their pan-sexual private parts? Shame on you, you big gammon cretin.



Times change, people evolve. This was a forum for left-wing, hale and hearty contractors in the noughties, all starry eyed at the prospects of raking in as much cash as possible by charging themselves out as way over yearly rates and not having to pay as much tax either! Many voted for New Labour, who then introduced IR35, invaded Iraq and sold our gold. Everyone then realised the left was a lie. The contractors got older, and, as tends to happen when people age, they leaned more to the right, decided that the tories and voting leave was a good idea and now look at the mess we are in! Oh my word, what a pickle!!



You're fine here, you fit in with the above. You have feathered your nest nicely, at the expense of the snowflakes I might add, and despite your protestations at hating the tories you are as gammon as the rest of us. Not sure about your ban for being a big meanie, it wasn't me what done it. I quite enjoy your sharp tongue and acerbic put-downs. Keep up the good work!

Shut it, cockwomble.

vetran
10th November 2018, 20:31
You can't want him banned, surely? That only pushes some other poor bugger to the bottom of the food chain...


I am happy to be sacrificed if it means a CUK without AssGoo and similarly socially challenged posters!

I have some work to do and my wife doesn't pay for my crayons!

TwoWolves
10th November 2018, 20:31
One day ban? What was so pressing that it was hard for you to wait 24 hours to tell us? Sheesh, who's the snowflake now?

AtW
10th November 2018, 20:48
One day ban? What was so pressing that it was hard for you to wait 24 hours to tell us? Sheesh, who's the snowflake now?

New sockie reg turn around times are appauling these days and prices on second hand market are crazy...

mudskipper
10th November 2018, 21:22
blah blah

Never mind all that. Are you coming to the Christmas party?

Old Greg
10th November 2018, 21:53
Never mind all that. Are you coming over the Christmas party?

FTFY

mudskipper
10th November 2018, 22:28
FTFY

That's Scruff's department.

administrator
11th November 2018, 13:02
Never mind all that. Are you coming to the Christmas party?

Will have a look!

GreenMirror
12th November 2018, 12:18
<cretinous comments>

Just curious, like :rolleyes: Perfectly happy to have a permanent ban if that's what's required.


I thought it was quiet on here yesterday. The forum was personable, people were tolerant of each other

Every time the uber-cretin fooks off it is far better on CUK.

About time its wish comes true.

Bean
12th November 2018, 13:23
Every time the uber-cretin fooks off it is far better on CUK.

About time its wish comes true.

No, keep him here on CUK.

We can put him on ignore (and/or laugh at him), but the Portuguese pigeons can't ignore his rants when he has bird seed!

Please, think of the innocent pigeons

MarillionFan
12th November 2018, 15:52
Not me. I've been a right-wing bastard from my student years. Until I went to university, I thought I was left-wing. Then I met the hard left and realised I was somewhere over the fascist event horizon and accelerating.

Left Wing, what the bally is he talking about Smithers?

Right wing and proud of it. Suckled at the saggy breasticles of Thatcher herself I did, well you had to get your milk somewhere back in those days.

MarillionFan
12th November 2018, 15:53
Never mind all that. Are you coming to the Christmas party?

What christmas party? Where's the Social forum gone???

Never mind, found it

WTFH
12th November 2018, 15:59
What christmas party? Where's the Social forum gone???

Never mind, found it

Good try, Admin, but he’s found it. :(

Old Greg
12th November 2018, 18:30
Good try, Admin, but he’s found it. :(

Does he still get the venue names replaced with Bridgwater night club names?

WTFH
12th November 2018, 19:40
Does he still get the venue names replaced with Bridgwater night club names?

What do you mean “replaced”? We have the new code in, so those invited to the special party know it’s at ********* ****** , and those without permission just see asterisks.

Old Greg
12th November 2018, 19:47
What do you mean “replaced”? We have the new code in, so those invited to the special party know it’s at ********* ****** , and those without permission just see asterisks.

Uncle Admin's Special Party has quite the festive ring to it.

vetran
12th November 2018, 19:54
Uncle Admin's Special Party has quite the festive ring to it.


well some sort of ring anyway.

Mordac
12th November 2018, 22:24
Uncle Admin's Special Party has quite the festive ring to it.

Do Operation Yewtree know about this...?:eek

Old Greg
12th November 2018, 22:27
Do Operation Yewtree know about this...?:eek

They sponsor it.