Due to the increasingly litigious nature of the world we
live in, I regret that I am constrained into offering you
the following Christmas message:
From me (hereinafter called the 'Wishor') to you
(hereinafter called the 'Wishee') please accept without
obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an
environmentally conscious, socially responsible, politically
correct, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral,
celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practised within
the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of
your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with
respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or
traditions of others, or their choice not to practice
religious or secular traditions at all.
Also, a financially successful, personally fulfilling and
medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the
generally accepted forthcoming calendar year, but with due
respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures or
sects whose contributions to society have helped make
Britain great, (not to imply that Britain is necessarily
greater than any other country or is the only 'Britain' in
the western hemisphere), and having regard to the species,
race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith,
choice of computer platform or dietary preference of the
Wishee.
By accepting this greeting you are bound by these terms,
inter alia that:
1. This greeting is subject to further clarification or
withdrawal.
2. This greeting is freely transferable provided that no
alteration shall be made to the original greeting and that
the proprietary rights of the Wishor are acknowledged.
3. This greeting implies no promise by the Wishors to
actually implement any of the wishes.
4. This greeting may not be enforceable in certain
jurisdictions and/or the restrictions herein may not be
binding upon certain Wishees in certain jurisdictions and is
revocable at the sole discretion of the Wishors.
5. This greeting is warranted to perform as reasonably may
be expected within the usual application of good tidings,
for a period of one year or until the issuance of a
subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first.
6. The Wishors warrant this greeting only for the limited
replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the
sole discretion of the Wishors.
Any references in this greeting to 'Father Christmas', or
any other festive figures, whether actual or fictitious,
dead or alive, shall not imply any endorsement by or from
them in respect of this greeting, and all proprietary rights
in any referenced third party names and images are hereby
acknowledged.
By Order of the Wishor.
live in, I regret that I am constrained into offering you
the following Christmas message:
From me (hereinafter called the 'Wishor') to you
(hereinafter called the 'Wishee') please accept without
obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an
environmentally conscious, socially responsible, politically
correct, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral,
celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practised within
the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of
your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with
respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or
traditions of others, or their choice not to practice
religious or secular traditions at all.
Also, a financially successful, personally fulfilling and
medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the
generally accepted forthcoming calendar year, but with due
respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures or
sects whose contributions to society have helped make
Britain great, (not to imply that Britain is necessarily
greater than any other country or is the only 'Britain' in
the western hemisphere), and having regard to the species,
race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith,
choice of computer platform or dietary preference of the
Wishee.
By accepting this greeting you are bound by these terms,
inter alia that:
1. This greeting is subject to further clarification or
withdrawal.
2. This greeting is freely transferable provided that no
alteration shall be made to the original greeting and that
the proprietary rights of the Wishor are acknowledged.
3. This greeting implies no promise by the Wishors to
actually implement any of the wishes.
4. This greeting may not be enforceable in certain
jurisdictions and/or the restrictions herein may not be
binding upon certain Wishees in certain jurisdictions and is
revocable at the sole discretion of the Wishors.
5. This greeting is warranted to perform as reasonably may
be expected within the usual application of good tidings,
for a period of one year or until the issuance of a
subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first.
6. The Wishors warrant this greeting only for the limited
replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the
sole discretion of the Wishors.
Any references in this greeting to 'Father Christmas', or
any other festive figures, whether actual or fictitious,
dead or alive, shall not imply any endorsement by or from
them in respect of this greeting, and all proprietary rights
in any referenced third party names and images are hereby
acknowledged.
By Order of the Wishor.
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