If you see some money on the floor, what is the minimum it needs to be for you to bend over and pick it up?
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How rich or tight are you?
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How rich or tight are you?
6110p or less40.98%2520p9.84%650p22.95%14£114.75%9£21.64%1I get my butler to pick it up.9.84%6"Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "
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Troll says being a recruitment agent he'll do anything to get money, he's worried though because the last time he bent over to pick up 1p he got a really sore bottomComment
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I go for every penny!
Thought I'd found a fiver once, turned out to be a 50 Thai Bhart note. They are plastic with a see-through bit! http://www.thebanknotestore.com/worl...nd/thai102.jpgDrivel is my specialityComment
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Originally posted by LucyTroll says being a recruitment agent he'll do anything to get money, he's worried though because the last time he bent over to pick up 1p he got a really sore bottomHow fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't thinkComment
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Originally posted by SallyAnneWhere's the option for "nothing unless it folds"?
That would be my choiceComment
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Originally posted by ChurchillCan someone as fat as you bend in the middle?
I could have put money on you coming out with that - you are soooooo predictable! And when I say predictable I mean boring.
And when I say boring, I mean ******.
Merry Xmas dick splash.The pope is a tard.Comment
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Originally posted by SallyAnneI could have put money on you coming out with that - you are soooooo predictable! And when I say predictable I mean boring.
And when I say boring, I mean ******.
Merry Xmas dick splash.Comment
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