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Dodgy Agent. How much do you get for a granny?

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    Dodgy Agent. How much do you get for a granny?

    I was just wondering? Did you sell yours in the 80s Granny Boom or have you held on to her?

    Any other agents cashed their grannies in lately?
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

    #2
    If he has a father (technically possible, though unlikely) he may well have 2 grannies. The most likely scenario is that he was born of a jackal and therefore has no grannies.

    His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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      #3
      Ahhh - yous two make such a nice couple. Are you enjoying being in this thread all on your ownsome?
      The pope is a tard.

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        #4
        Originally posted by SallyAnne
        Ahhh - yous two make such a nice couple. Are you enjoying being in this thread all on your ownsome?
        No more! Hey everybody, come and have a look!!!!
        Carpe Pactum

        (does fuzzy logic tickle?)

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          #5
          Originally posted by SallyAnne
          Ahhh - yous two make such a nice couple. Are you enjoying being in this thread all on your ownsome?
          His post looked all sad and lonely on its own, so I thought I'd kick start the witty responses. We still await yours...
          His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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            #6
            Originally posted by Mordac
            His post looked all sad and lonely on its own, so I thought I'd kick start the witty responses. We still await yours...

            I cant work under this kind of pressure!!

            Did you lot stay out for much longer the other night then? Did I miss anything? Anyone score with Vena?
            The pope is a tard.

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              #7
              Originally posted by SallyAnne
              I cant work under this kind of pressure!!

              Did you lot stay out for much longer the other night then? Did I miss anything? Anyone score with Vena?
              I think we were among the last to crawl out, but afaik no one "bothered" the warrior princess. We're far too old (not to mention far too attached) but she's definitely a babe.
              His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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                #8
                "Did you lot stay out for much longer the other night then? Did I miss anything? Anyone score with Vena?"

                She was a honey! Out of 10 I give her er..... 10.

                If i'd been 6 years younger, 6 stone lighter and 6 inches better off I may have been in with a chance!!

                I think realityhack gets the best gigs. I'm sat opposite a right ugly munter with buck teeth and bad breathe. She keeps winking at me.... Lucy... Is that you?
                Last edited by MarillionFan; 21 December 2006, 15:18.
                What happens in General, stays in General.
                You know what they say about assumptions!

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                  #9
                  What you meant to say was...out of 10 I'd give her 1...


                  I'll get me coat.
                  His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by MarillionFan
                    "Did you lot stay out for much longer the other night then? Did I miss anything? Anyone score with Vena?"

                    She was a honey! Out of 10 I give her er..... 10.

                    If i'd been 6 years younger, 6 stone lighter and 6 inches better off I may have been in with a chance!!
                    Thats a lot of "if"'s!!

                    Never mind MF - I'm sure you've had plenty of imaginary time with her since
                    The pope is a tard.

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