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101 uses for a dead agent

21 December 2006, 15:31

1. Door stop

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21 December 2006, 15:33

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1. Door stop

2. Doormat

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21 December 2006, 15:33

3. Draft excluder

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21 December 2006, 15:34

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2. Doormat

4. Land fertiliser

I've seen much of the rest of the world. It is brutal and cruel and dark, Rome is the light.
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21 December 2006, 15:35

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4. Land fertiliser

5. Dog food

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21 December 2006, 15:36

6. Punchbag

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21 December 2006, 15:39

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6. Punchbag

7. Air freshener for hyenas homes

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21 December 2006, 15:41

8. Bog brush
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21 December 2006, 15:41

9. Extra in EastEnders (or any other soap, for what matters). Nobody will notice the difference

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21 December 2006, 15:41

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Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyone
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