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AtW
3rd December 2018, 19:58
Foreign criminals sentenced to deportation are to be banished to a remote island off the coast of Denmark, the country's government has announced.

Finance minister Kristian Jensen said the criminals will be detained at a facility on Lindholm, an uninhabited seven-hectare island in the province of Vordingborg.

The tough scheme was set up as part of an agreement between Denmark’s conservative coalition government and its anti-immigration ally, the Danish People’s Party (DF).

The DF's official Twitter account celebrated the announcement by publishing an animated cartoon which shows a dark-skinned man being dumped by a ship on a desert island.

Denmark to banish foreign criminals to remote island (https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2018/12/02/denmark-banish-foreign-criminals-remote-island/)

Old Greg
3rd December 2018, 20:22
Foreign criminals sentenced to deportation are to be banished to a remote island off the coast of Denmark, the country's government has announced.

Finance minister Kristian Jensen said the criminals will be detained at a facility on Lindholm, an uninhabited seven-hectare island in the province of Vordingborg.

The tough scheme was set up as part of an agreement between Denmark’s conservative coalition government and its anti-immigration ally, the Danish People’s Party (DF).

The DF's official Twitter account celebrated the announcement by publishing an animated cartoon which shows a dark-skinned man being dumped by a ship on a desert island.

Denmark to banish foreign criminals to remote island (https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2018/12/02/denmark-banish-foreign-criminals-remote-island/)

And for a second offence, they will be sent to Britain.

AtW
3rd December 2018, 20:28
And for a second offence, they will be sent to Britain.

:eek

vetran
3rd December 2018, 20:56
And for a second offence, they will be sent to Britain.


Actually other EU countries seem to do that for a first offence.

NickFitz
3rd December 2018, 21:15
It's only remote in the sense that southwest Denmark is pretty remote, and much of it is already built on: Google Maps (https://www.google.co.uk/maps/place/Lindholm/@55.0043511,12.2221973,283a,35y,39.43t/data=!3m1!1e3!4m5!3m4!1s0x4652d6fce8b27ae3:0xf7d44 b141ff712e2!8m2!3d55.0066706!4d12.2230374)

AtW
3rd December 2018, 21:23
No StarBucks there - so pretty remote...

minestrone
3rd December 2018, 22:22
Intelligence levels have fallen in all Scandinavian countries, including Norway and Denmark, according to an analysis.

The study was conducted by James Flynn, a leading researcher of intelligence quotient (IQ) measurement, writes Norwegian news agency NTB.
IQ in the Scandinavian countries had been on the up for decades, but the trend has now been reversed, according to a report published by journal Intelligence.

Measures taken as part of the study have shown that, in Norway, fewer people are reaching higher levels of mathematical and linguistic ability.
The trend is similarly prominent in both Denmark and Norway and even more so in Finland.

“This signals without doubt a depletion of people with high cognitive abilities,” Flynn said according to NTB’s report.
The IQ of Norwegians had been increasing since 1950 until a turning point around 1995, writes the agency.

An annual reduction of IQ by 0.21 percent on average has been measured in Norwegians since that year, equivalent to a 6.5 percent decrease between generations.



Intelligence of Norwegians and Danes on the wane, say researchers - The Local (https://www.thelocal.no/20171228/intelligence-of-norwegians-and-danes-on-the-wane-say-researchers)

minestrone
3rd December 2018, 22:27
"in Norwegians"

Yeah, Norwegians are getting more stupid.

shaunbhoy
3rd December 2018, 22:35
Intelligence of Norwegians and Danes on the wane, say researchers - The Local (https://www.thelocal.no/20171228/intelligence-of-norwegians-and-danes-on-the-wane-say-researchers)

But the UK's is on the up since we deported sas to darkest Portugal!!

:banana::music::banana::music:

northernladuk
3rd December 2018, 23:32
Europe has been sending its criminals to a little island for years.

greenlake
3rd December 2018, 23:36
http://i.imgur.com/eGDMHSI.jpg

Old Greg
4th December 2018, 08:55
http://i.imgur.com/eGDMHSI.jpg

You missed Cell Block G. Don't mention the Tasmanian genocide or vetran will go nuts.

OwlHoot
4th December 2018, 09:29
It's only remote in the sense that southwest Denmark is pretty remote, and much of it is already built on: Google Maps (https://www.google.co.uk/maps/place/Lindholm/@55.0043511,12.2221973,283a,35y,39.43t/data=!3m1!1e3!4m5!3m4!1s0x4652d6fce8b27ae3:0xf7d44 b141ff712e2!8m2!3d55.0066706!4d12.2230374)

Looks tiny, no larger than a small farm.

Scooting around in Google maps, it seems like Saltholm (https://www.google.co.uk/maps/place/Lindholm/@55.5086885,12.7228588,18312a,35y,37.52t/data=!3m1!1e3!4m5!3m4!1s0x4652d6fce8b27ae3:0xf7d44 b141ff712e2!8m2!3d55.0066706!4d12.2230374) would be a far better choice.

It is literally miles larger, completely deserted by the look of it, and right next to Copenhagen airport.

It's also as flat as a pancake, so easy to spot and target escapees.

Zigenare
4th December 2018, 10:29
http://i.imgur.com/eGDMHSI.jpg

Parts of Cell Block "C" are still radioactive.

Mordac
4th December 2018, 11:29
http://i.imgur.com/eGDMHSI.jpg

What happened to Cell Block H*?

(* One for the elders of the parish :igmc:)

Zigenare
4th December 2018, 11:34
What happened to Cell Block H*?

(* One for the elders of the parish :igmc:)

The walls collapsed!

vetran
8th December 2018, 00:27
No StarBucks there - so pretty remote...


It's alright you have a "Kebab you like"!

vetran
8th December 2018, 00:30
You missed Cell Block G. Don't mention the Tasmanian genocide or vetran will go nuts.


ah the sweet smell of desperation!