On the twelfth day of Christmas my ex took from me:
Twelve pounds (all I had left)
Eleven Sutcases
Ten New Shirts
Nine life pensions
Eight Bank Accounts
Seven Limited Companies
Six room house
Five gold cards
Four by four MPV
Three French Gites
Two Smart Cars
A Vila in Tuscany
Twelve pounds (all I had left)
Eleven Sutcases
Ten New Shirts
Nine life pensions
Eight Bank Accounts
Seven Limited Companies
Six room house
Five gold cards
Four by four MPV
Three French Gites
Two Smart Cars
A Vila in Tuscany
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