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    Xmas day calorie count

    So since 9am this morning:

    Cornflakes: 350
    Jaffa cakes x10: 460
    Turkey, stuffing, brussels sprouts (not too many, as I'm a brexiteer), roast spuds, and carrots: 900
    Christmas pudding & custard: 350
    Chocolate x9: 450
    Sainsburys non-alcoholic wine (two sips - discard as it tastes disgusting): 10

    Total: 2520

    Now, time to attack the mince pies, Christmas cake, and Yule log..


    #2
    Originally posted by GJABS View Post
    So since 9am this morning:

    Cornflakes: 350
    Jaffa cakes x10: 460
    Turkey, stuffing, brussels sprouts (not too many, as I'm a brexiteer), roast spuds, and carrots: 900
    Christmas pudding & custard: 350
    Chocolate x9: 450
    Sainsburys non-alcoholic wine (two sips - discard as it tastes disgusting): 10

    Total: 2520

    Now, time to attack the mince pies, Christmas cake, and Yule log..


    Have you had a crap yet?
    Old Greg - In search of acceptance since Mar 2007. Hoping each leap will be his last.

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      #3
      Originally posted by GJABS View Post
      So since 9am this morning:

      Cornflakes: 350
      Jaffa cakes x10: 460
      Turkey, stuffing, brussels sprouts (not too many, as I'm a brexiteer), roast spuds, and carrots: 900
      Christmas pudding & custard: 350
      Chocolate x9: 450
      Sainsburys non-alcoholic wine (two sips - discard as it tastes disgusting): 10

      Total: 2520

      Now, time to attack the mince pies, Christmas cake, and Yule log..

      Got some catching up to do if I'm going to achieve my 9000 kcal.

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        #4
        Originally posted by Zigenare View Post
        Have you had a crap yet?
        I have now....

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          #5
          Originally posted by Zigenare View Post
          Have you had a crap yet?
          Not yet. Aeroplanes like me like to save it up till we fly over people we want to annoy

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            #6
            Originally posted by greenlake View Post
            I have now....

            A spiral festive yule log. How lovely

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              #7
              Originally posted by Zigenare View Post
              Have you had a crap yet?
              https://mobile.twitter.com/lntolisa/...95206654357504

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                #8
                Originally posted by Zigenare View Post
                Have you had a crap yet?
                Need the build-up first:

                Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by GJABS View Post
                  So since 9am this morning:

                  Cornflakes: 350
                  Jaffa cakes x10: 460
                  Turkey, stuffing, brussels sprouts (not too many, as I'm a brexiteer), roast spuds, and carrots: 900
                  Christmas pudding & custard: 350
                  Chocolate x9: 450
                  Sainsburys non-alcoholic wine (two sips - discard as it tastes disgusting): 10

                  Total: 2520

                  Now, time to attack the mince pies, Christmas cake, and Yule log..
                  Rice Krispies with double cream and a sprinkle of sugar - feck knows
                  Parkrun - minus 350
                  Half a box of Turkish Delight - feck knows
                  Broccoli and stilton soup with roll - feck knows
                  Roast turkey, roast gammon, spuds, parsnips, yorkshires, stuffing, carrots, broccoli, sprouts, bread sauce, veggie roulade, gravy - feck knows
                  M&S belgian chocolate and cherry thing - feck knows
                  More of the veggie roulade and a few more spuds - feck knows.
                  One bottle of sauv blanc - about 500
                  20cl bottle of gin + tonic - feck knows
                  1 chocolate caramel Christmas tree - feck knows.

                  But I feel I have met my daily targets. Winning 2018.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
                    1 chocolate caramel Christmas tree - feck knows.
                    Probably a few hundred thousand calories if you ate the whole thing....

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