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    I should have worn my glasses. It that Lizie or a convert?
    "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

    #2
    "A Big Mac, large fries, and a chocolate milkshake please...."

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      #3
      "I'd not trust him in a wheelchair let alone a fiat 500. What the hell is the nitwit doing behind the wheel again?"
      "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain

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        #4
        "That Diana Driving Experience was a bit crap Liz"
        The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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          #5
          You can go back to shagging all the fillies you want if it will stop you crashing into those whinny commoners.

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            #6
            Someone shouted grouse. I thought I have the blighter. Then some bloody commoner got in the way

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              #7
              What's that dear? No of course I didn't dink the car, look it's as good as new.
              England's greatest sailor since Nelson lost the armada.

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                #8
                "The sun was too bright and made me go slitty eyed"
                Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
                I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

                I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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                  #9
                  "Pssst, allegedly Prince Charles, sucks donkey ****."

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                    #10
                    "Tell me, Betty, why did you cut the brake cable?"
                    …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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