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Paddy
22nd January 2019, 21:01
https://img.rt.com/files/2019.01/article/5c447b86dda4c8eb3e8b45ef.jpg

I should have worn my glasses. It that Lizie or a convert?

greenlake
22nd January 2019, 21:06
"A Big Mac, large fries, and a chocolate milkshake please...."

scooterscot
22nd January 2019, 21:38
"I'd not trust him in a wheelchair let alone a fiat 500. What the hell is the nitwit doing behind the wheel again?"

LondonManc
23rd January 2019, 08:11
"That Diana Driving Experience was a bit crap Liz"

GreenMirror
23rd January 2019, 08:27
You can go back to shagging all the fillies you want if it will stop you crashing into those whinny commoners.

Yorkie62
23rd January 2019, 09:08
Someone shouted grouse. I thought I have the blighter. Then some bloody commoner got in the way

Uncle Albert
23rd January 2019, 09:47
What's that dear? No of course I didn't dink the car, look it's as good as new.

SimonMac
23rd January 2019, 10:03
"The sun was too bright and made me go slitty eyed"

woohoo
23rd January 2019, 11:13
"Pssst, allegedly Prince Charles, sucks donkey ****."

WTFH
23rd January 2019, 11:14
"Tell me, Betty, why did you cut the brake cable?"

Old Greg
23rd January 2019, 14:18
Brains, brains, so hungry.

PhiltheGreek
23rd January 2019, 22:38
I should have worn my glasses. It that Lizie or a convert?

Lol, very good, i'll remember that one.


"A Big Mac, large fries, and a chocolate milkshake please...."

Also a worthy effort - well done young scribe.


"I'd not trust him in a wheelchair let alone a fiat 500. What the hell is the nitwit doing behind the wheel again?"

Fiat 500? It's an armoured Range Rover you twat basket.


"That Diana Driving Experience was a bit crap Liz"

Snigger


You can go back to shagging all the fillies you want if it will stop you crashing into those whinny commoners.

She was more whiny than whinny, but the point stands. I'll send you a dictionary.


Someone shouted grouse. I thought I have the blighter. Then some bloody commoner got in the way

Second prize, a sterling effort.


What's that dear? No of course I didn't dink the car, look it's as good as new.

First prize, an even more sterlinger effort.


"The sun was too bright and made me go slitty eyed"

Oooh, historic gaffe reference - a Mention In Dispatches for you Sir. Stand a bit closer to the razor and greater things might be yours in future.


"Pssst, allegedly Prince Charles, sucks donkey ****."

Incorrect placement of comma ruined an otherwise valid point. Try harder next time.


"Tell me, Betty, why did you cut the brake cable?"

Hehe, it wasn't for the insurance mate, we can't afford the premiums any more.


Brains, brains, so hungry.

That's what you get for straying out of the sub-forum.

vetran
24th January 2019, 00:05
I had Gillian Taylforth in the passenger seat, she was massaging my stomach.

What do you mean I can't feck commoners?

WTFH
24th January 2019, 12:02
I had Gillian Taylforth in the passenger seat, she was massaging my stomach.


I find that hard to swallow.

GreenMirror
24th January 2019, 12:06
If only they knew you have youthful reptilian DNA so are safe to drive.

GreenMirror
24th January 2019, 12:08
Were you tailgating an Audi containing the recently married Meghan Markle?

Just because disposing of unwanted royals worked in 1997 does not mean it will work every time.